when she did the ann frank bit on Halloween I just about died

The trick is getting a girl who doesn't need to be told.

What has the world done to warrant such autism

Well, her first name is a semi secret
Semi

That's a weird name tbh

The trick is getting a girl who wants to be a mom

Nice boomer joke Swede <:zoomer:639984566752509954> <:Gun:639978512207314973>

Do that and things will be easier

@canadagamer9 His nightmare is my dream.

https://youtu.be/wuTviZDhXEE

@fuguer Every girl wants to deep inside, you just have to reverse the programming

the trick is getting a girl and then she's gonna cheat on you anyway cause she's a woman and it's the 21st century so there's no getting out of it no matter what you do

Women don’t cheat unless they have emotional problems or you’re a failure

funi joek

all women have emotional problems

they're women

so you get an a-social autistic female and run off into the woods to create mormon meme family.

JF win

I’ve never been cheated on I guess I’m lucky there

Women don't cheat if they are satisfied to exhaustion.

so you think

So I don’t have that phobia

Nah I know

a phobia is inherently irrational

I haven't either
I have cheated before though 😐
In the before time

I have agoraphobia. 🤣

I have semitiphobia

RIP

I have semitiphillia

It's different when men and women cheat, but ultimately you're scum if you do it

Cheating is betraying the western family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YjHgYg025s

You're betraying yourself first if you cheat.

It's not like you don't know what you're doing.

Yea I was like 18 and not immune to the globohomo propaganda
So basically I didn't

Know what I was doing

Anything that happens before 25 can be forgiven

when a woman says she was young and made mistakes we still call her a whore. At 18 you're an adult, you should know better than to betray someone like that

That's fair

Nah 18 is barely an adult

No excuses cuck