we don't need Kelvin

a minus sign does the job

Lmao

Don't be fat

Just grow a based Pagan beard

It'll increase your attractiveness by like 15 points 🤔

Is this the cure to inceldom? <:honkpilled:558686758875824130>

Takes a long time to grow a beard

Not the beard

It's face fat

Rather shave the fluff off

No one should judge themselves till they're lean as a man

I look terrible when I bloat maxx and handsome when lean

I'm too lazy to be fully lean

Then you will never reap the rewards

Nah

And you will be replaced by men with better attraction strategies

<:yay:638817157840502815>

It's eugenic

I make up for it in charm 😎

I'm excited to get down to 10%

Cover up your sh*tty genes with looks maxxing while true British chads such as Edward Dutton don't even need to gymcel to be 10/10 😍 because they've got the intelligence and personality <:dab:395562678153904128>

Omg

Stfu

C o p e

You wouldn't fuck dutton

Liar

Dutton has cerebral palsy

Although he's probably going to fall down because of his fat trunk and scrony legs in his 60's and die 👀

Kek

He'd be yeeted in the wild

He is a mutant

YEEET him into a bush

<:yay:638817157840502815>

Yeet him into the gym

"Hey, babe. Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog because you're coolio?"

Ye

Sperg charm #1

That's not gonna work