Name a fat male model

You can't

Boom

I think the number of SS soldiers is as overblown as another number

Fat men look like shit fact

Men were never fat in our evolution and fat faced men look bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17u01_sWjRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4b059yNNo

they didn't even have slippers ...

my grandgrandpa didn't even have a chimney

What about a pipe?

Guy on the right is the son of William Pierce

https://twitter.com/hmaesq/status/1020418844995842048

really?

Yes

He had twin sons, Kelvin and Erik

This is Kelvin

He renounces his dad

I'm 100% Celsius supremacy

we don't need Kelvin

a minus sign does the job

Lmao

Don't be fat

Just grow a based Pagan beard

It'll increase your attractiveness by like 15 points 🤔

Is this the cure to inceldom? <:honkpilled:558686758875824130>

Takes a long time to grow a beard

Not the beard

It's face fat

Rather shave the fluff off

No one should judge themselves till they're lean as a man

I look terrible when I bloat maxx and handsome when lean

I'm too lazy to be fully lean

Then you will never reap the rewards

Nah

And you will be replaced by men with better attraction strategies

<:yay:638817157840502815>

It's eugenic

I make up for it in charm 😎

I'm excited to get down to 10%