in 5 years

1 cookie per oven

And he put wooden doors on the ovens to cut costs <:smug:639989438285611010>

and also built swimming pools and theaters for the cookies

dizGUSteng

Soccer fields.

Free wifi.

All you can eat buffets.

You know Anglos

Jews wouldn't be whining about Jeremy Corbyn

If you had allowed the deportation of Jews to Madagascar

🦶🏻

post 'em

you heard the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl5fII5bF_A

What's a funny random fact?

despite being only 13%

cats share 95 percent DNA with tigers

<:dab:395562678153904128>

my dad is coming home latw

what should i do

Watch feet porn

thought he was kidnapped or some shit man <:towelsweat:552805059042344960>

i should jack someone

but at the same time cba

Maybe you can call a bro and jack him

Sounds like a nice thing to do

i just wanna eat now, lol my dad's like "reheat the pasta"

i mean belongings fam

not masterbait

Pizza

Pasta

@Fully Buckminstered there was this cat in my road staring at me lmao

black cat at night

🅱izza

always put a tablespoon of water back in the pasta before you microwave it

na fam im outta there innit

🅱asta

@DarthSammich why

To re-moisten the pasta

that was a degenerate tiger @Medman