One time I showed up to a date almost 2 hours away. bitch lies in her pictured and she was much uglier/larger than anticipated

so at the movie, I just kept stroking her leg

@JFGariepy love you man thanks for helping me with my penis a while ago

go see a movie like 5 towns over. in the middle of the movie, excuse yourself to use the toilet, and then just drive off and leave her there. she will get the hint that you're not into her

?

I figured, "she will either fuck and it wasnt a waste, or she gets pissed and the date ends early"

a win/win

the skin underneath the penis head

he superchatted u

Jk bro I was on your stream a while ago and asked a question about the skin underneath the penis head

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I’ll donate more

I have a job now

I always wanted to before but didn’t work

River has phimosis

@DarthSammich how did it end?

The revolutionary phenotype is about evolution?

I was taught creationism

@Hector She didn't do either. She just let me do it with no resistance, and then complained about it to me in text AFTER i got home

beta bitch

It would be interesting to read

I stand by my methods

https://twitter.com/AngeloJohnGage/status/1214255078611308550

@Str3tch it’s hard for me to be an asshole to anyone

I mean I could do that

i was just kidding 😄

MEL 2020!

Good lmaoo

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Too bad not eligible....

I can vote this year

I’m excited

woohoo!

Also I’m thinking about soliciting girls numbers at my work

Without getting fired

dont

Lol

never mix work and pleasure

Well what if they are into you maybe and you take a chance

Like not at my job but the customers

I mean.. if they are VERY clearly making the move... maybe. But dont push it