River has phimosis

@DarthSammich how did it end?

The revolutionary phenotype is about evolution?

I was taught creationism

@Hector She didn't do either. She just let me do it with no resistance, and then complained about it to me in text AFTER i got home

beta bitch

It would be interesting to read

I stand by my methods

https://twitter.com/AngeloJohnGage/status/1214255078611308550

@Str3tch it’s hard for me to be an asshole to anyone

I mean I could do that

i was just kidding 😄

MEL 2020!

Good lmaoo

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Too bad not eligible....

I can vote this year

I’m excited

woohoo!

Also I’m thinking about soliciting girls numbers at my work

Without getting fired

dont

Lol

never mix work and pleasure

Well what if they are into you maybe and you take a chance

Like not at my job but the customers

I mean.. if they are VERY clearly making the move... maybe. But dont push it

dont coom where you eat

Okay sure

But think about all the DOWNSIDES

To late I jerked off at my work a few times already

an angry woman in the workplace spells disaster

Ohhhhh

Yes

for fucks sake

It would have to be very signs

Yes. You can lose your job

One customer was making eye contact a ton

youre still sex crazed

Women will do anything for attention

Losing your job is the least problematic thing