Kek

if i had a castle i'd atleast fill it with good things from everywhere ;O

what I posted earlier is actually a real castle

this isn't

I want a megalithic stone vault for surviving cataclysms

In America we call that a McMansion

and neither is this

It's a cope for 1% who aren't elites

this isn't a real castle either

That's pretty damn close

That's not a castle

im still glad it went out of style

Looks like a mansion in Rhode Island

Castles are fortified structures

Show me some sexy French castles

Which were important during a time before the widespread use of heavy cannons

Pls post real castle

and this isn't a castle either

Nowadays of course practically any building can be totally levelled by a cruise missile

I will give judgement

Not real

and the reason is, a castle is supposed to fulfill a purpose

not look like it

Meaning only crazy underground bunkers are any protection at all

Has windows

No walls

Castle: pre gunpowder feudal estate

With a keep

Walls

No murder holes etc

Fortifying features often

Like moats and barbicans

living here looks pretty good tho

Hearst castle

Yeah

Not sure if that’s Hearst castle or getty mansion or what

upkeep on those things must be a pain in the arse

"Daddy..."

Wth

machicolations

lol, you're not gonna do the upkeep