I will give judgement

Not real

and the reason is, a castle is supposed to fulfill a purpose

not look like it

Meaning only crazy underground bunkers are any protection at all

Has windows

No walls

Castle: pre gunpowder feudal estate

With a keep

Walls

No murder holes etc

Fortifying features often

Like moats and barbicans

living here looks pretty good tho

Hearst castle

Yeah

Not sure if that’s Hearst castle or getty mansion or what

upkeep on those things must be a pain in the arse

"Daddy..."

Wth

machicolations

lol, you're not gonna do the upkeep

if you buy that

Only an uber boomer could maintain that property

Working 24/7

it's vargs dream

armed with a John Deere lawn mower

I want to break into the secret chamber under the paw of the Sphinx

What're they hiding down there

A house like that demands a professional resident gardener who himself employs people

https://youtu.be/6Ubw97YdFdU

Why won't they let anyone in to photograph it

one day I'm gonna buy a property like this, just by the ocean, with walls and most of those windows has to go

call it a larp

but I will

I'll hire varg to maintain

I don’t like French gardens

I prefer English garden

Dutch is ideal

Lots of roses and flowers

I'd love a based castle as well