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youtube crab rave

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crab-rave

I shouldn't laugh

Naturally we pray and hope for her retirement, not her demise.

"tradhomosexual"

Yes that makes perfect sense

This is why I just skipped the whole traditionalist label and gone for full Christian Fascism

But there is nothing traditional about sodomy and fascism itself is only traditional insofar as it believes in traditionalism while being a novel thing itself

Yeah I know but this goes beyond sodomy

I gone with that title to distance myself from hipsterdox "trads" and tradthots

Basically normies who have enough self awareness that modernity is shit so they call themselves "trad". But can't commit to anything hard and fast

If we did live in a trad nation, this faggot would have been thrown off a roof yesterday

Simply don't use the "trad" abbreviation as it's clear most people who do are pseuds

"Trad" almost never means trad

If we really lived in a trad society this faggot wouldn't be a faggot

Probably was raised by a single mother

Seriously, in a truly trad society this fag would've been bullied into being normal very early on and nobody would have given a fuck about his whining

That or never would have had faggy inclinations to begin with due to lack of degenerate indoctrination

accurate summary of hinduism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVDQ3vFq-Nw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buExjuF27_4

I literally never thought this day would come

wau

This is like a flash series back when Newgrounds was still actually a thing

I've missed out on a lot of these

I saw the first few episodes

so I'm very behind in the plot

There wasn't really a plot until the third episode because the creator thought it would only last 2

I remember playing the game as well

That was a pretty fun game

I can't play it because flash is shit

Yeah tho, it's literally been like, eight years since the last one

He's finally finishing it

Basically, the plot is that some edgelord called the Auditor, along with his mercenary army, and his top scientist, Jeb Christoph, created a big-ass reality altering thing called the Nexus to gain control over all of reality, then created a bunch of things called Improbability Drives that you can use to access the Nexus and alter reality to a certain, localized degree, and give yourself cool-ass powers. Jeb Christoph got an Improbablity Drive shaped like a halo, and basically went insane and got a messiah complex. Later, some mercenary called Hank, and his friends, Sanford and Deimos, didn't like this, so they started killing all his guys. Then the Auditor didn't like this, so he sent his mercs, along with his weirdass henchmen, the Clown and Jeb to deal with him. The rest of the series is pretty much that.

There's not much plot

Along the way, Hank finally died for good, but was resurrected by Deimos into that giant thing with a crab-arm he is in the one I just posted.

So yeah, its briddy gud