Belongs in <#435520935647248414>, to be honest. This is too good for the filthpit.

offtopic, as a minimum

Ok

I’ll move it there then

nice

ooft.

Tfw no boomer sugar daddy

Can't imagine that's a hugely fulfilling lifestyle.

"I'm so rich, I can afford a dedicated hooker".

If that's all you do with the money then yeah for sure

You could imagine Knights of Columbus is probably rich as fuck but they do so much good with the money so it's all fine

KoC isn't really a thing here.

We have Knights of Malta, but... eh.

>Knights of Columbus

>doing stuff

Its mostly crusty old dudes tho

They'd be good for beating sponsor shekels out of tho

Becoming an "ordained" knight involves celibacy. And Honestly, fuck that, pun intended.

I imagine they'd be willing to live out their boyish fantasies through us

Let me live out my boyish fantasies too ):<

"LC: fascism proudly sponsored by KoC." <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

bgone

Let go of your penis envy.

NYET

Make beautiful LC uniforms from home Wrath :)

Sell them to us through Etsy

I would tbh

Go make some chi rho cookies

:^)

They would be SS uniforms tho

<:Dab:549522269542547456>

I don't think you're that good of a tailor

Relax

Speaking of cooking. you fancy whipping me up a batch of meth and lacing it with glass dust, so I could sell it in front of gay bars?

I-im just trolling, guys

I'll get right on that, in minecraft

Thanks, mum

Mummy cooking time! 🍳🥘

😊 mummy cooking me meals to make me big and strong and making me fearsome clothes to make sodomites quiver with fear

Need you to grow up big and strong so that we can establish the fourth reich! 😊