No purgatory

Yes, I know. But they have trials of the soul instead.

Toll houses and such

Toll houses aren’t a dogma

Depending on the Ortho

I realize this

So basically an undefine branch of Palamite theology

Orthos like to have everything be a mystery. That's just how they be bro

I hope you’re ready to fully die to yourself

Ortho purgatory must just be literal Soviet Russia in the height of its depression

At least I won't feel like killing myself after Divine Liturgy.

Kek

You still need to at least follow their doctrines

I just skimmed through Orthodox theology of Purgatory

Detachment, prayer and fasting

It just doesn't make sense.

<:rubbetirub:550020519420755970> finally Wrath will adopt religious lifestyle

Ordodogs

Wrath is a woman, you can't expect great things from them off the bat.

True

Even the Church Fathers were highly objectionable to women.

But hey, I’m ok if she follows the desert mothers

Oi. If the Churches in my area weren't actual cancer, I would go to them instead.

An hour a week on Sunday isn't gonna kill you.

Feel free to go to Divine liturgy outside of then.

I’m just saying that you should be ready to fully embrace the orthodox lifestyle

I'm wanting something for tomorrow

Not Sunday

As I said

Well, today. But I haven't slept yet

Drive to Latin mass, then.

I can't today

It’s not that bad tbh, prayer and fasting

I will sunday

How do responses in latin uwu

Even though I wouldn’t consider my fast to be completely proper for I don’t abstain on Wednesdays

Don't if you don't know them

There's not even that many at a Tridentine mass, anyway.

There's, like... 9 by my count

_Ad Deum qui lætificat juventutum meam_

And about 5 of them are "Et Cum Spiritum Tuo".