wrath should stick to updating the sodomy page :)

Fuck that lmao

I don't think our 4th of July is gonna be very spectacular here

OOF

where does one find women outside of the modern dating culture of Tinder and all that crap?

@Wrath where your sidewalk? xd #gotem

@Orthodox Andy you dont

oooh wait nvm u do

I read it too fast

bruh the library

church

I'm Orthodox. There are no girls at church

so that suggestion doesn't work

dmv

Library isn't a good suggestion either lmao

@Orthodox Andy All guy church?

Go to a Catholic Church :^)

Begomeeee!!!@

I'm not giving up my faith for women

even if Catholic girls are cute

Convert them lmao

@Wrath no fuck that

dont t9uch my susans

MY SUSANS LMAO

Idk bro

ur orthodox

@kaitsar go after prots at cracker barrel

is that just code for "'m Doomed"?

Bro

this is the west coast

we don't have cracker barrel

lmao

Do now actually

oh u nibbarns

They have them around LA for sure

>imagine not having access to cracker bqrrel

I think there is one near me

@Orthodox Andy just go to chick fila and marry the cashier

"Youth" groups for "Christians" might be a good place to seek tbh

Youre the guy dude , if you have children they will be orthodox

might as well comprimise and build your christian empire from there