Message from @Xofeel

Discord ID: 672084365559201812


2020-01-29 13:11:49 UTC  

or an alcoholic

2020-01-29 13:12:30 UTC  

Fucking hell boy, why are constantly having to give you the same, basic, two-word lesson?

2020-01-29 13:12:33 UTC  

Calm down.

2020-01-29 13:12:54 UTC  

never

2020-01-29 13:14:36 UTC  

very easy to say chav

2020-01-29 13:50:41 UTC  

Learn some damn restraint

2020-01-29 14:06:48 UTC  

@andrei4563 take it from me, I made the same mistake a bit younger than you. ||Now there's a permanent bend in my male equipment because I let a girl "just like me" push the envelope in my pursuit of affection until I was taking literal fucking beatings without even really realizing it.|| Retard brain is real, don't let it lead you around. There's a lot of dark places the wrong sort of woman can drag you, and you never really know how bad it is until you're out for the worse on the other side. Disregard thots, and trust us when we say you're not really in a place where you're even capable of understanding what actual love looks like compared to blind retard infatuation. Most of us were you once, the retardation wears off with the hormones. Just try to stick it out best you can till then lol.

2020-01-29 14:12:45 UTC  
2020-01-29 14:14:27 UTC  

Not that severe thankfully, but ironically it's enough to be a healthy reminder not to think with it. I'll just leave it at that.

2020-01-29 14:15:26 UTC  

bro just find a girl who's fucked up in the head in the opposite direction
she'll bend your dick straight and you're gucci

2020-01-29 14:16:36 UTC  

o-oh, sorry

2020-01-29 14:16:42 UTC  

you're*

2020-01-29 14:18:33 UTC  

but yeah after a while the willingness to put up with anything a girl does will wear off

2020-01-29 14:18:52 UTC  

that's when the test begins

2020-01-29 14:19:42 UTC  

just weld it back bro

2020-01-29 14:20:57 UTC  

Re-break it and run a steady bead along the circumference of the corpus cavernosum, yes

2020-01-29 14:21:38 UTC  

I wonder if they make benis splints

2020-01-29 14:22:57 UTC  

Anatomically speaking idk if there's much point, the moment you get any scarring down there you're pretty much hosed no matter what

2020-01-29 14:23:04 UTC  
2020-01-29 14:23:15 UTC  

Anvil?

2020-01-29 14:23:19 UTC  

Ok never mind

2020-01-29 14:23:25 UTC  

I knew a guy with a story like that

2020-01-29 14:23:44 UTC  

he could use an anvil to put it back in shape

2020-01-29 14:23:50 UTC  

Ah. Maybe he knew rhe same girl lmao, horrible woman

2020-01-29 14:24:05 UTC  

You must make the women submit to you

2020-01-29 14:24:09 UTC  

No simping

2020-01-29 14:24:13 UTC  

But that's a given

2020-01-29 14:24:16 UTC  

my two cents

2020-01-29 14:24:25 UTC  

She's a sexual assault and relationship violence counselor at UC Santa Cruz now

2020-01-29 14:24:33 UTC  

<:eksdee:558283291292336138>

2020-01-29 14:25:04 UTC  

But ye that was a learning experience, never compromised after that.

2020-01-29 14:28:46 UTC  

@Based Chav remember you were tempted to try CatholicMatch again?
Don't. Just came back from it and I need a public shoe beating for doing such a thing

2020-01-29 14:30:25 UTC  

That bad, was it?

2020-01-29 14:31:49 UTC  

big ouch

2020-01-29 14:31:57 UTC  

let me try!

2020-01-29 14:33:12 UTC  

boi. This one chick posted the following:
Food: Ramen noodles
Smoke and drink too much
'No' to all teachings.
Preference: Charismatic "Mass"

2020-01-29 14:33:31 UTC  

>CHARISMATIC

2020-01-29 14:34:22 UTC  

Really, you shouldn't be allowed to open an account if you answer 'no' to any of the questions.

2020-01-29 14:35:00 UTC  

ye. Defeats the purpose of 'CatholicMatch'

2020-01-29 14:40:04 UTC  

The thots are adapting, our vaccines are no longer effective and they're growing resistant
We must reserve our traddest catholics to fight only the most dangerous strains of thots so we can avoid developing even hardier strains

2020-01-29 14:41:02 UTC  

Really wouldn't be that much of a problem if society weren't adament we backhand women who step out of line. <:lumbago:646812236136054787>