Message from @Xofeel
Discord ID: 672084365559201812
or an alcoholic
Fucking hell boy, why are constantly having to give you the same, basic, two-word lesson?
Calm down.
never
very easy to say chav
Learn some damn restraint
@andrei4563 take it from me, I made the same mistake a bit younger than you. ||Now there's a permanent bend in my male equipment because I let a girl "just like me" push the envelope in my pursuit of affection until I was taking literal fucking beatings without even really realizing it.|| Retard brain is real, don't let it lead you around. There's a lot of dark places the wrong sort of woman can drag you, and you never really know how bad it is until you're out for the worse on the other side. Disregard thots, and trust us when we say you're not really in a place where you're even capable of understanding what actual love looks like compared to blind retard infatuation. Most of us were you once, the retardation wears off with the hormones. Just try to stick it out best you can till then lol.
Not that severe thankfully, but ironically it's enough to be a healthy reminder not to think with it. I'll just leave it at that.
bro just find a girl who's fucked up in the head in the opposite direction
she'll bend your dick straight and you're gucci
o-oh, sorry
you're*
but yeah after a while the willingness to put up with anything a girl does will wear off
that's when the test begins
just weld it back bro
Re-break it and run a steady bead along the circumference of the corpus cavernosum, yes
I wonder if they make benis splints
Anatomically speaking idk if there's much point, the moment you get any scarring down there you're pretty much hosed no matter what
@SUPER MALE VITALITY™ Are you Anvil?
Anvil?
I knew a guy with a story like that
he could use an anvil to put it back in shape
Ah. Maybe he knew rhe same girl lmao, horrible woman
You must make the women submit to you
No simping
But that's a given
my two cents
She's a sexual assault and relationship violence counselor at UC Santa Cruz now
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But ye that was a learning experience, never compromised after that.
@Based Chav remember you were tempted to try CatholicMatch again?
Don't. Just came back from it and I need a public shoe beating for doing such a thing
That bad, was it?
big ouch
let me try!
boi. This one chick posted the following:
Food: Ramen noodles
Smoke and drink too much
'No' to all teachings.
Preference: Charismatic "Mass"
>CHARISMATIC
Really, you shouldn't be allowed to open an account if you answer 'no' to any of the questions.
ye. Defeats the purpose of 'CatholicMatch'
The thots are adapting, our vaccines are no longer effective and they're growing resistant
We must reserve our traddest catholics to fight only the most dangerous strains of thots so we can avoid developing even hardier strains
Really wouldn't be that much of a problem if society weren't adament we backhand women who step out of line. <:lumbago:646812236136054787>