troy isn't that interesting to me and I want a fucking medieval 3 or something

What do you mean you don't want all your units to look the same shade of Chink? <:eksdee:558283291292336138>

GREEN CHINK VS RED CHINK VS BLUE CHINK

BRING HONORU TO CLAN

Medieval 3 needs to come out bc honestly total war is dying

No way.

I feel like a parent and want to put medieval 2 in protective custody

lol

Yeah.

I want medieval 3, but everyone knows they'll fuck it up.

If they do they'd take the three kingdoms approach.

I can't wait for the $19.99 Venetian DLC

Idk which is worse w dlc CA or Paradox

paradox

Adding: New Faction: Italian Jews; New LEGENDARY Leader: Tax Swindler

Paradox lets u play anyone on the map, but always release an unfinished game

SPECIAL ABILITY: FALSE FLAG

CA makes u pay to play factions but releases a finished game

Paradox has been getting away with releasing the same game for 10 years.

I

you took the words out of my mouth

eh

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I can't claim to have a favorite paradox game since I hate them all equally and I've spent an equal amount of my life on them

I gotta get CK2

CK2 isn't worth it

but I like EU4

EU4 is right for me, a semi brainlet.

CK just makes my neurons trip over eachother.

I have 900 hours in CK2 and I can tell you that the game becomes extremely monotonous

hmm

EU4 is much more engaging tbh

Huh.

because at least I can call my colonies "Sandnigger land"

Imperator Rome is actually shit if you're not playing as Rome, Carthage, Sicily, or Diadochi

Syracuse i meant not sicily

I played imperator rome pirated when it came out and had a blast with shitposting in the game, but it just reminds me of EU4 but without the ability to oppress minorities for spices

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best part of EU4 is the reformation and MEIOU since I get to hold the line as the only german catholic nation

it has potential, but colonization needs a full rework, idk what they gotta do with the 200+ random tribes in Europe, but they gotta do something to make them more playable

Yes EU4 time period is epic