~~in my edgiest phase I unironically prayed to a pagan godess~~

FeelsBadMan

I bought an assatru horn and some Viking books when I was 15

Use it to drink beer

Use it as a powderhorn

Powderhorn

Drinking horns are cool

Been playing with my family tree and wanted to see how deep the rabbit hole went and I came across something beyond heretical and lost a lot of credibility for my tree

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>Christ married Magdalene
😡 😡 😡

Yeah, I was just casually scrolling through confederates, English, French, and was thrown a curveball with Jesus 🤦‍♂️

Need to pray for the person who added this info

Indeed.

I’m starting to hate this tree

>Missouri

I'm pretty sure someone is just pulling your leg now.

Where'd you find all this, anyway?

I think some überprot or smarter than average atheist went to town with the app.

That's ghey

Also

That's almost as heretical as denying semper virgo

@TheMewx what app

What apps do you guys use? Anything I should download?

Would be nice if anyone has an LXX app w/ the entire LXX and a formal equivalence translation. I couldn't find one, so I'm stuck w/ KJVA, NRSV, and a separate Psalms of Solomon app

I use a Russian app, so im of no use

I just use an orthodox calendar app and don't use a Bible app

why not open a physical bible

I use two calendar apps, several radio apps and 1 Russian saint app

Open physical Bible to retain information better

I forgot most of the Russian I learned so the Russian app would be useless

Plus I'm slow with Cyrillic

@󠀂 󠀂 Should’ve known better, but it’s Family Finder

Run by the Mormons. Thought it wouldn’t be too preachy and BS, but after like 300 years, everything is sketchy

Wow guys I’m related to Augustus

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What's tbis

Heresy and false information spread by the Mormons

They’re saying Adam is buried in the state of Missouri