>Missouri

I'm pretty sure someone is just pulling your leg now.

Where'd you find all this, anyway?

I think some überprot or smarter than average atheist went to town with the app.

That's ghey

Also

That's almost as heretical as denying semper virgo

@TheMewx what app

What apps do you guys use? Anything I should download?

Would be nice if anyone has an LXX app w/ the entire LXX and a formal equivalence translation. I couldn't find one, so I'm stuck w/ KJVA, NRSV, and a separate Psalms of Solomon app

I use a Russian app, so im of no use

I just use an orthodox calendar app and don't use a Bible app

why not open a physical bible

I use two calendar apps, several radio apps and 1 Russian saint app

Open physical Bible to retain information better

I forgot most of the Russian I learned so the Russian app would be useless

Plus I'm slow with Cyrillic

@󠀂 󠀂 Should’ve known better, but it’s Family Finder

Run by the Mormons. Thought it wouldn’t be too preachy and BS, but after like 300 years, everything is sketchy

Wow guys I’m related to Augustus

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What's tbis

Heresy and false information spread by the Mormons

They’re saying Adam is buried in the state of Missouri

And that Jesus was married and had a child

@TheMewx explains why it says Adam was born in fucking Utah

I thought it was satire

https://ladderofdivineascent.wordpress.com/2011/09/26/prophecy-of-a-byzantine-elder/

```Each person will be registered; not only every facet of his affairs and his life, but every word, every movement of his mental faculties will be under constant surveillance so that he will lose the habit of thinking for himself out of fear that the expression on his face might involuntarily reflect something incompatible with the authority of the world ruler, i.e., Antichrist. Everyone will wear “stone masks.” ```

VR headsets

tbh

NPC meme also

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I don't want to get into an end times frenzy but

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Don't worry it is still going to get worse

We gotta abandon the cities tbh that's where rhe BS happens
Chill in the countryside