I've been drinking mostly

Helps deal with family

Our choir is garbage so I would fit right in but Idk lad

Or find a QT3.14 GF that isn't dog and convert her

Like find a cat or otter

That's what I did

Non-denom gf. Now she's Lutheran

Doesnt pan out well for most of us. As Cheeto Hitler would say, sounds good, doesn't work.

Lel

Cheeto Hitler

You gotta find a non-denom

They have like no doctrine

And they'll know nothing about theology to argue

hewwo

@Quarantine_Zone it's tough to reason with nondenoms

They treat the KJV as the best Bible and I swear half of them think God personally wrote it

If you try to explain that the Bible didn't exist for the first few centuries of the Church they get all defensive and butthurt and say "where's the proof"

Literally using atheist arguments lel

@󠀂 󠀂 lolwut

Those aren't non-denoms

Non-denoms hate KJVs

They all use NIV or ESV

They say the KJV is hard to read and therefore bad for evangelism

KJV-onlyists are Baptists, and a small percentage at that

@Quarantine_Zone really? Because literally every KJV-only fag ik irl says dumb shit like "churches are manmade" "religion is dumb, Christianity shouldn't be a religion"

KJVfags are ~~almost~~ always autistic

I've even met nondenom KJVfags on a nofap discord

That's a tiny tiny minority

Like 1% at most

I have hundreds on non-denoms friends

And yet literally every nondenom I mrt was a KJVfag

None are KJV-onlyists

That's an exception

Must be a commiefornia thing

Oh, very possible

Because those KJV nondenoms were also mega shitlibs

Oh, yeah, we just call those apostates lol

>Christian
>hates tradition

Lolwat

One nondenom I work with actually said "I believe in out with the old, in with the new"

She's the one who accused me of wanting to enslave women because I hate feminism