https://nordvpn.com/

Use this along with TOR to keep the Burger Police off your back whenever you want.

It's briddy good

oy

They used to have free 3 days demo without credit card 💔

I use paypal not credit card

I'll probably eventually use cash or bitcoin, actually, harder to trace.

The Deep web is honestly boring. There's nothing there except weed and scam gun dealers.

tfw no super virtuous slavic orthodox gf who attends church and wants kids

iktf

grrrrr

Same tbh

The 3-4 young women at my parish are the kind that show up three times a year

Well, one comes more often than that but stays in the choir loft and leaves church the minute liturgy ends

Looks like you need to learn to sing, lad.

I get terrified of crowds

I've been visiting my family this week and for the last 5 days my brother has been sending me bomber Harris memes.

I've been drinking mostly

Helps deal with family

Our choir is garbage so I would fit right in but Idk lad

Or find a QT3.14 GF that isn't dog and convert her

Like find a cat or otter

That's what I did

Non-denom gf. Now she's Lutheran

Doesnt pan out well for most of us. As Cheeto Hitler would say, sounds good, doesn't work.

Lel

Cheeto Hitler

You gotta find a non-denom

They have like no doctrine

And they'll know nothing about theology to argue

hewwo

@Quarantine_Zone it's tough to reason with nondenoms

They treat the KJV as the best Bible and I swear half of them think God personally wrote it

If you try to explain that the Bible didn't exist for the first few centuries of the Church they get all defensive and butthurt and say "where's the proof"

Literally using atheist arguments lel

@󠀂 󠀂 lolwut

Those aren't non-denoms

Non-denoms hate KJVs

They all use NIV or ESV

They say the KJV is hard to read and therefore bad for evangelism

KJV-onlyists are Baptists, and a small percentage at that