Message from @Mr. Byzantium

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2019-02-10 21:32:16 UTC  

Alcohol is psychological poison

2019-02-10 21:39:05 UTC  

Dats Rite

2019-02-10 21:39:36 UTC  

Thas right

2019-02-10 22:12:35 UTC  

I drank some Vodka yesterday and slept for 10 hours

2019-02-10 22:12:36 UTC  

Fug

2019-02-10 22:12:40 UTC  

I missed Church

2019-02-10 22:15:47 UTC  

DD:

2019-02-10 22:20:13 UTC  

It is if you're weak of mind

2019-02-10 22:20:25 UTC  

I definitely needed a good trashing to unwind last friday

2019-02-10 22:20:43 UTC  

If you get too drunk, it's literally always poison.

2019-02-10 22:40:17 UTC  

Oh, spam is delicious.

2019-02-10 22:40:35 UTC  

And yes, excessive alcohol will ruin you. It's also a mortal sin.

2019-02-10 22:40:51 UTC  

This is coming from somebody who has often been shamefully drunk.

2019-02-10 22:41:24 UTC  

we've all been there

2019-02-10 22:41:25 UTC  

Though, alcohol within reason is perfectly fine, if not quite beneficial.

2019-02-10 22:42:03 UTC  

If you are 100% anti-alcohol, you are quite possibly a puritan. And that is very bad.

2019-02-10 22:42:50 UTC  

Baptists.are Muslims
NO ICONS
NO SAINTS
NO ALCOHOL

2019-02-10 22:43:46 UTC  

Trinitarian Muslims

2019-02-10 22:47:57 UTC  

baptists are funny bunch

2019-02-10 22:48:23 UTC  

they don't believe in infant baptism

2019-02-10 22:48:34 UTC  

Baptism is the new circumcsion

2019-02-10 22:48:35 UTC  

yet they are sola scriptura to the extreme

2019-02-10 22:48:46 UTC  

where the scriptures mention infant baptism

2019-02-10 22:48:48 UTC  

Last I checked, no baby ever asked to be circumcised

2019-02-10 23:24:43 UTC  

Or baptized either

2019-02-10 23:24:50 UTC  

consent is for fags

2019-02-10 23:35:15 UTC  

"This promise is for you and your children."

2019-02-10 23:35:21 UTC  

And all the household baptisms

2019-02-10 23:35:51 UTC  

And "children" is "teknon" which means "children," not "descendants"

2019-02-10 23:36:11 UTC  

If Luke wanted to say "descendants," he would have written "sperma"

2019-02-10 23:37:30 UTC  

Joachim Jeremias has the best defense of infant baptism IMO. He wrote two books defending it against Kurt Aland, who argues it didn't start till the late 2nd century (though he thinks we should still do it because he's Presbyterian)

2019-02-11 00:07:56 UTC  

I've come across that argument sometimes, that in the early church baptism was often put off until the person was on his deathbed, so that its justifying power would be like how you wait until after a workout to shower. Constantine was one of those, iirc.
It doesn't square with scriptural descriptions of new converts being baptized immediately, though.

2019-02-11 00:09:25 UTC  

Imagine putting off Baptism and you die unexpectedly. God is going to YEET you straight to Hell for playing politics with Salvation.

2019-02-11 00:09:37 UTC  

exactly

2019-02-11 00:10:28 UTC  

I was talking to a friend about Hell today.

2019-02-11 00:10:42 UTC  

We were discussing how priests don't preach about Hell enough.

2019-02-11 00:11:15 UTC  

It's one of the two places everybody is guaranteed to end up in.

2019-02-11 00:11:47 UTC  

There are a lot of people there already, and a lot of folks who claim to be Catholic will be heading there.

2019-02-11 00:55:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/544320542774394880/2016-11-26_18-45-28.png

2019-02-11 01:10:43 UTC  

@SirLoin97 It's really a pretty bad argument though for that. Putting off baptism till the deathbed is a late practice from the historical record

2019-02-11 01:11:00 UTC  

"late" as in no evidence before Tertullian really