Message from @Tinker Tom

Discord ID: 537628173085573132


2019-01-23 13:41:16 UTC  

HATE

2019-01-23 13:41:17 UTC  

CUCUMBER

2019-01-23 13:41:19 UTC  
2019-01-23 13:41:20 UTC  

ITS THE BEST THING

2019-01-23 13:41:22 UTC  

ON A SANDWICH

2019-01-23 13:41:23 UTC  

tom

2019-01-23 13:41:25 UTC  

I don't know

2019-01-23 13:41:27 UTC  

he does

2019-01-23 13:41:30 UTC  

he did

2019-01-23 13:41:30 UTC  

Its the texture

2019-01-23 13:41:34 UTC  

at a gas station

2019-01-23 13:41:39 UTC  

<:smork:309402628050124801>

2019-01-23 13:41:45 UTC  

just cut it thin as fuck

2019-01-23 13:41:46 UTC  

It tastes like nothing but crispy mush to me

2019-01-23 13:41:58 UTC  

dick?

2019-01-23 13:41:59 UTC  

thats a contradiction

2019-01-23 13:42:08 UTC  

cant be crispy and mush at the same time

2019-01-23 13:42:17 UTC  

put salt on cucumber a bit

2019-01-23 13:42:23 UTC  

we have a thing called "aroma salt"

2019-01-23 13:42:25 UTC  

its really good

2019-01-23 13:42:25 UTC  

@Alabama Gamer Actually it would be an oxymoron

2019-01-23 13:42:27 UTC  

wait let me translate

2019-01-23 13:42:29 UTC  

tom remember when you wanted to suck for cash?

2019-01-23 13:42:34 UTC  

But mush can be crispy

2019-01-23 13:42:52 UTC  

Have a small crunch right before the mush

2019-01-23 13:42:59 UTC  

@GGPL Offer is still up

2019-01-23 13:43:05 UTC  

<:blurryeyes:500996873839050753>

2019-01-23 13:43:06 UTC  

yikes

2019-01-23 13:43:23 UTC  

big yikes

2019-01-23 13:43:23 UTC  

I'll be daddy's sissy slave

2019-01-23 13:43:34 UTC  

libertarians everyone

2019-01-23 13:43:34 UTC  

2019-01-23 13:43:43 UTC  
2019-01-23 13:43:44 UTC  

@Alabama Gamer I'm actually fascist

2019-01-23 13:43:45 UTC  

authority gang

2019-01-23 13:43:51 UTC  

Third positionist

2019-01-23 13:43:56 UTC  

if you wont suck dick for like 5million € your a hypocrite tbh

2019-01-23 13:43:58 UTC  

fascism is only somewhat less gay

2019-01-23 13:44:09 UTC  

What are you then

2019-01-23 13:44:22 UTC  

christian theocrat

2019-01-23 13:44:25 UTC  

i am a authoritarian