why would anyone need to make a joke about london when london does a perfectly good job shitting on itself

Ah yea true actually

In other words, you can't.

seems like youre more upset over people shitting on london than the muslim hordes that london welcomes

Why would you think that?

Never implied that, all I said was that foreign jokes about England are, on the whole, quite shit.

And that, for whatever reason, seems to have hit a nerve with you.

it's just so easy to shit on england that you are oversaturated with insults

you don't need to reinvent the wheel, here

lmao

london is unironically a joke tho

So easy, and yet there's not been a remotely decent joke about.

It's all "loicence" this or "Muslim" that.

you dont need to joke about london, london does it on its own

Case in point.

you do have a problem with knives lol

i live a few miles south of london, literally never go , horrible place

plus you somehow your crimerates could be compared with the us per capita, and you have it worse

youre an island the size of michigan

how tf do you have problems processing people. you have the english channel

things to joke about london for
1. muslim mayor
2. mohammad is the most common name
3. loiscience
4. chavette women

there's no more epitome of white trash than a chavette

the mayor is a literal coward

"terrorist attacks are just part of living in a big city = ) "

yOu dOnT nEeD tO cArRy a kNiFe

also pepper spray is also banned in london right?

Very Cool!

omfg i hope not hol up

^ all I do is say you have shit jokes, and you go into hyperdrive with insults and slanders

what "slander" did i use

You folks are unbelievably easy to trigger.

yup

its banned

i think the only one who's triggered here is the flat-faced anglo we call godfearingenglishman

also, my guy, the only one triggered here is you from what i see

i have no reason to be triggered

idk abt cat, doubt she has a reason as well

or him

GOD SAVE THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE OF BRITANNIASTAN

Not at all. I acknowledge that London is a shit place. I live here. You're just so smoothbrained that you don't even have the capacity to make an original joke about what is, according to you, a total shithole.

Go on, try.

i dont need to try, you do it yourselves