Case in point.

you do have a problem with knives lol

i live a few miles south of london, literally never go , horrible place

plus you somehow your crimerates could be compared with the us per capita, and you have it worse

youre an island the size of michigan

how tf do you have problems processing people. you have the english channel

things to joke about london for
1. muslim mayor
2. mohammad is the most common name
3. loiscience
4. chavette women

there's no more epitome of white trash than a chavette

the mayor is a literal coward

"terrorist attacks are just part of living in a big city = ) "

yOu dOnT nEeD tO cArRy a kNiFe

also pepper spray is also banned in london right?

Very Cool!

omfg i hope not hol up

^ all I do is say you have shit jokes, and you go into hyperdrive with insults and slanders

what "slander" did i use

You folks are unbelievably easy to trigger.

yup

its banned

i think the only one who's triggered here is the flat-faced anglo we call godfearingenglishman

also, my guy, the only one triggered here is you from what i see

i have no reason to be triggered

idk abt cat, doubt she has a reason as well

or him

GOD SAVE THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE OF BRITANNIASTAN

Not at all. I acknowledge that London is a shit place. I live here. You're just so smoothbrained that you don't even have the capacity to make an original joke about what is, according to you, a total shithole.

Go on, try.

i dont need to try, you do it yourselves

its a good city if u like knife crime , pollution and mixed race people

RULE BRITANIASTAN BRITANIASTAN RULEZ DE WAZES

@The Drunk Spetz there we have it. You can't do it.

And English women are beautiful

That's actually pathetic.

yUo cAnT dO iT

Go on.

Totally not wales

why do we need to make a good joke about london to impress some literal anglocuck on discord

london is a shithole

and i honestly pity you for living there

You seem so confident that you can.

i don't need to