Message from @TheImperator

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2019-05-18 17:00:45 UTC  

oy

2019-05-18 17:00:59 UTC  

Game of Thrones fans are petitioning them to rewrite season 8, my sides

2019-05-18 17:06:29 UTC  

It's all just tits and dragons.

2019-05-18 17:07:06 UTC  

All the dragons are ded though

2019-05-18 17:07:12 UTC  

except one

2019-05-18 17:07:32 UTC  

🤷🏻‍♂️

2019-05-18 17:07:53 UTC  

Imagine getting a chance to resurrect an extinct species of fire-breathing war machines and you kill them all because you're too retarded to know how to lead properly

2019-05-18 17:08:33 UTC  

Historical > Fantasy

2019-05-18 17:09:11 UTC  

I mean some classical fantasy is pretty good

2019-05-18 17:09:17 UTC  

Elric is good

2019-05-18 17:09:43 UTC  

fantasy isn't bad but id say historical is far superior

2019-05-18 17:10:21 UTC  

tolkein btfo every gay ass fantasy lmao

2019-05-18 17:10:29 UTC  

^

2019-05-18 17:10:38 UTC  

Why do they want to re-write it?

2019-05-18 17:10:55 UTC  

Gay RR Martin is a shit writer who spends three pages talking about dicks

2019-05-18 17:11:24 UTC  

Literally there's one point where there's like, a page and a half description, of one of the character's dicks. It's really, really, weird.

2019-05-18 17:11:59 UTC  

imagine writing fantasy and including FAGGOTS

2019-05-18 17:12:06 UTC  

Yikes

2019-05-18 17:12:32 UTC  

Imagine writing fantasy and including woman rulers

2019-05-18 17:12:39 UTC  

lmao

2019-05-18 17:12:58 UTC  

Then again, the women rulers fuck everything up and destroy the entire kingdom, so I guess it's accurate

2019-05-18 17:14:30 UTC  

women rulers not particularly bad most in history had an army of men advising them

2019-05-18 17:15:06 UTC  

now giving all women political power Big Time Yikes

2019-05-18 17:15:40 UTC  

Oh yeah, Daenerys went crazy so fans are pissed about that too. Especially the female fans that thought Daenerys was STRONG AND FIIIIERCE

2019-05-18 17:16:38 UTC  

lol

2019-05-18 17:16:50 UTC  

Also the Night King came all the way to the wall just to get fucking stabbed by Arya with no effort.

2019-05-18 17:17:04 UTC  

So yeah, I guess that plot point's wrapped up, good job guis

2019-05-18 17:19:15 UTC  

Seriously I thought season 8 was going to be bad, but holy shit, this is worse than I ever could have expected

2019-05-18 17:21:09 UTC  

I don't know, Daenerys sounds surprisingly similar to St. Olga of Kiev

2019-05-18 17:21:32 UTC  

....how

2019-05-18 17:22:23 UTC  

St. Olga of Kiev did not take her husband's death well to say the least

2019-05-18 17:23:43 UTC  

From wiki:

2019-05-18 17:23:50 UTC  

After Igor's death in 945, Olga ruled Kievan Rus as regent on behalf of their son Svyatoslav.[10] Little is known about Olga’s tenure as ruler of Kiev, but the Primary Chronicle does give an account of her ascension to the throne and her bloody revenge on the Drevlians for the murder of her husband as well as some insight into her role as civil leader of the Kievan people.

2019-05-18 17:24:44 UTC  

Phase 1:

2019-05-18 17:24:51 UTC  

After Igor’s death at the hands of the Drevlians, Olga assumed the throne because her three-year-old son Svyatoslav was too young to rule. The Drevlians, emboldened by their success in ambushing and killing the king, sent a messenger to Olga proposing that she marry his murderer, Prince Mal. Twenty Drevlian negotiators boated to Kiev to pass along their king’s message and to ensure Olga’s compliance. They arrived in her court and told the queen why they were in Kiev: “to report that they had slain her husband...and that Olga should come and marry their Prince Mal.”[11] Olga responded:

Your proposal is pleasing to me’ indeed, my husband cannot rise again from the dead. But I desire to honor you tomorrow in the presence of my people. Return now to your boat, and remain there with an aspect of arrogance. I shall send for you on the morrow, and you shall say, ‘We will not ride on horses nor go on foot’ carry us in our boat.’ And you shall be carried in your boat.[11]

When the Drevlians returned the next day, they waited outside Olga’s court to receive the honor she had promised. When they repeated the words she had told them to say, the people of Kiev rose up, carrying the Drevlians in their boat. The ambassadors believed this was a great honor, as if they were being carried by [palanquin]. The people brought them into the court where they were dropped into the trench Olga had ordered dug the day before and buried alive. It is written that Olga bent down to watch them as they were buried and “inquired whether they found the honor to their taste.”[11]

2019-05-18 17:25:21 UTC  

Phase 2:

2019-05-18 17:25:32 UTC  

Olga then sent a message to the Drevlians that they should send “their distinguished men [to her in Kiev], so that she might go to their Prince with due honor.”[11] The Drevlians, unaware of the fate of the first diplomatic party, gathered another party of men to send “the best men who governed the land of Dereva.”[11] When they arrived, Olga commanded her people to draw them a bath and invited the men to appear before her after they had bathed. When the Drevlians entered the bathhouse, Olga had it set on fire from the doors, so that all the Drevlians within burned to death.[11]

2019-05-18 17:26:09 UTC  

Phase 3:

2019-05-18 17:26:19 UTC  

Olga sent another message to the Drevlians, this time ordering them to “prepare great quantities of mead in the city where you killed my husband, that I may weep over his grave and hold a funeral feast for him.”[11] When Olga and a small group of attendants arrived at Igor’s tomb, she did indeed weep and hold a funeral feast. The Drevlians sat down to join them and began to drink heavily. When the Drevlians were drunk, she ordered her followers to kill them, “and went about herself egging on her retinue to the massacre of the Drevlians.”[11] According to the Primary Chronicle, five thousand Drevlians were killed on this night, but Olga returned to Kiev to prepare an army to finish off the survivors.

2019-05-18 17:26:51 UTC  

Phase 4 (the most Daenerys like part):

2019-05-18 17:27:04 UTC  

Huh