Shake my head

Hey now, I'm keeping it pretty well under wraps

Just wanna know when it counts as a sin

Youre being gluttonous when you have more than what's required

Does drinking the drink have a purpose? Lubricating the pipes for a sing? Maybe bottled courage so u can say what u want to say in a public scenario? Are you celebrating?

Relieving tension after a few hard months

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Then relieve tension with some juice or something

And uhhh, celebrating a marriage

Having a glass of wine to "unwind"

Morning all.

Morning chief

What's on the agenda

Current agenda: state-enforced diversity

Knowing one's limits is well and good, but knowing when to stop is much more important.

You shouldn't make an effort to push yourself to the limit.

It's like creeping towards the edge of a cliff. You'd be stupid to do so.

State-enforced is written with a hyphen tho, you americanist dog.

Sam Hyde is American...

I doubt he made the meme itself tho

Yea

An American probably did

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Morning all.

You said that half an hour ago @Based Chav

That he did

I can barely remember half a minute ago, let alone half an hour.

Apparently the father provost of your very own parish has managed to discover that Oxford is actually an island.

Nick Edmonds-Smith?

Or Daniel Seward?

Oh, I thought Fr Jerome was the provost.

Nope.

He's getting on a bit and has health problems at the moment, so I think it was a mutual understanding by everyone that he wasn't a candidate.

Nice guy. Incredibly intelligent.

Until a few years ago, the only sane one there.

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I was discussing punting around Oxford with friends over tea yesterday, as one does.

I've lived here for almost 6 years and have never been punting.

Went on a boat ride on the Thames with some of the parish young adults and fathers the other day though, that was pleasant.