Yeah

And you have to know your faith too

Else you’re trying to fire with no ammunition

yo m8s, a friend was talking to me about some doubts he has

and he asked of me to explain the whole deal with dinos and how they don't seem to exist in the bible

i know nothing on dinos and their deal, so i was hoping to get some help round here

If I were to buy the creationist buybull, I would say that they were not very relevant in the bible like other animals that weren't in a desert, just like asking "why aren't koalas mentioned in the bible?".

@ElPacho that was actually the one that flipped me atheist in the first place

damn gandhi that was my exact response

was such a weak reasoning enough, wrath?

still, i'm sure there's a clear answer

The way it was explained to me, was that the Old Testament isn't a history book. Especially Genesis. The word that they have translated into day, also originally just meant time. So it's more like "God created the earth over several periods of time"

Also also, the animals are created before man

Yeah, and fish were created before land animals if I'm not mistaken.

And, something that I didn't notice. The first animals created are the fish, and the birds. Which gives me a heccin spook because of course, dinosaurs evolved into birds... and creatures of the sea were obviously the first in the scientific model.

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So there you go, tell him it aint a damn history book and then dab on him by stating that the big bang theory was theorized by a Catholic priest

The scientific model is completely compatible with Catholicism *dab dab*

2000 years of theology and exegesis for this

Oh shit, Mozal is gonna come in and tell me Im wrong fuck

There is no "le EPIC scientific model"

There are just things said by people paid for the government

And half of it is nonsense

That is le science

Wtf haha

Global warming is a hoax for sure.

Why would they lie about le evilution?

Big lizardo boys are real though

The popes already addressed this

Because it feeds their atheistic egos. For example, retard are triggered beyond imagination when you point out how there are features of animals that go completely against natural selection

*shrugs* I just say that God planned it

Popes are always defensive, I just make my position clear:

things being like they are just out of natural selection is statistically impossible

Natural selection isn't magic, which is why as I have said there are things that go completely against it

Some animals court with displays of colors and dances

There is no dead world of only natural selection

Natural selection is a thing that happens in some cases,sure

I'll let your tism handle this btw. I'm gonna sleep

It just isn't this "explain-it-all" magic that fools want it to be in their wishful thinking

thanks bruvs

🐒 btfo