Mix the two and you have a godtier hog down there

Oink oink time to go into the mud hole

@THWARTED

Well my truck is smaller then a ford F150... Still has a full size cargo bed and it's a 4x4 with lifted suspension but still smaller then the standard. Wait so small truck, small house = big dong? That ain't right. Nah your nuts. I'm only 6.8 inches. Yeah I measured that shit.

I got average. The difference is I know how to use mine.

That and once I'm healed up and back in Tennessee again, this nurse chick will forget all about me.

Going to pull the classic pump and dump.

She did call my hands "magical"

Chicks dig my clown feet anyways.

Size 13 Extra Wide

Or other wise known as 13-D

That's where all my size went.

my feet

^ this is what the LCU should be more like

Stereotypes aren’t true for everyone it seems

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Dick sizes and nurse boning

😂😂😂

So... antico 2

Electric boogaloo

Yar

Argh

Woah

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Also now that you know my boot, don't make me kick your asses with them.

I will Hank Hill my boot up some ones ass.

Propane powered boot

Shit...

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Right up the good ol rectal caverns

Ah fellow clown footer

Also I’m like 5’7”

Maybe 8

You are just missing the width

Yep

But for my height, that’s a lot of grip

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That means my boot rips assholes open, instead of slipping in.

I’m for deep penetration my man

Rather mine go deep

😂