Going to pull the classic pump and dump.

She did call my hands "magical"

Chicks dig my clown feet anyways.

Size 13 Extra Wide

Or other wise known as 13-D

That's where all my size went.

my feet

^ this is what the LCU should be more like

Stereotypes aren’t true for everyone it seems

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Dick sizes and nurse boning

😂😂😂

So... antico 2

Electric boogaloo

Yar

Argh

Woah

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Also now that you know my boot, don't make me kick your asses with them.

I will Hank Hill my boot up some ones ass.

Propane powered boot

Shit...

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Right up the good ol rectal caverns

Ah fellow clown footer

Also I’m like 5’7”

Maybe 8

You are just missing the width

Yep

But for my height, that’s a lot of grip

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That means my boot rips assholes open, instead of slipping in.

I’m for deep penetration my man

Rather mine go deep

😂

Like that cheese grater dildo

Except a boot

uwu

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I put a switch blade in my right boot.

That’s hot