Message from @Jonathan The Shaman

Discord ID: 628676790809788436


2019-10-01 19:34:25 UTC  

Agreed

2019-10-01 19:34:33 UTC  

It’s like fuddruckers with all the burgers but is a strip club

2019-10-01 19:34:37 UTC  

Bet they fuck you every time on your order

2019-10-01 19:34:41 UTC  

Oh

2019-10-01 19:34:43 UTC  

Even better

2019-10-01 19:34:46 UTC  

I’m in

2019-10-01 19:34:50 UTC  

Where do I sign

2019-10-01 19:34:55 UTC  

Shut up and Take my money

2019-10-01 19:34:55 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2019-10-01 19:35:25 UTC  

Funny how the prostitutes of that society are like the highest class

2019-10-01 19:35:38 UTC  

They do a great service

2019-10-01 19:35:41 UTC  

Highly respected that is

2019-10-01 19:35:42 UTC  

<:LCUEmoji:612151606552559617> πŸ˜‚

2019-10-01 19:36:07 UTC  

That Costco tho

2019-10-01 19:36:19 UTC  

6 pack of pianos pls

2019-10-01 19:36:25 UTC  

owo

2019-10-01 19:36:30 UTC  

<a:535622078519574528:614733737107652609> <a:535622078519574528:614733737107652609> <a:535622078519574528:614733737107652609>

2019-10-01 19:36:45 UTC  

Welcome to Costco
**i Love you**

2019-10-01 19:37:00 UTC  

>>> Welcome to Costco
**i Love you**

2019-10-01 19:37:04 UTC  

The time machine was a bs ride the whole time

2019-10-01 19:37:07 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2019-10-01 19:37:23 UTC  

A@d one we could’ve had in our time but like the 90’s

2019-10-01 19:37:30 UTC  

I mean they turned the place into a buttfuckers

2019-10-01 19:37:56 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2019-10-01 19:37:59 UTC  

The white ass doctor said β€œmy niggas” when he put them in unironically

2019-10-01 19:38:17 UTC  

☝

2019-10-01 19:38:32 UTC  

Like that gave me soul aids

2019-10-01 19:38:38 UTC  

πŸ˜‚

2019-10-01 19:39:37 UTC  

Still can’t get over the smartest couple being the dumb guy and the runaway prostitute, like I wonder if those choices were made by a dart board or were the choices important to the story line

2019-10-01 19:54:31 UTC  

They were going to use them as a test but the project was abandoned before they were able to send the smart people

2019-10-01 20:02:36 UTC  

I'm texting this while a nurse is unzipping my pants. She thinks my RV is cool because she's into that tiny home shit.

2019-10-01 20:06:39 UTC  

She likes tiny stuff eh πŸ˜‰

2019-10-01 22:43:58 UTC  

Well a tiny vehicle is usually for compensation for a large dong

2019-10-01 22:44:06 UTC  

A small house even more so

2019-10-01 22:44:37 UTC  

Mix the two and you have a godtier hog down there

2019-10-01 22:44:49 UTC  

Oink oink time to go into the mud hole

2019-10-01 22:44:53 UTC  
2019-10-02 01:02:16 UTC  

Well my truck is smaller then a ford F150... Still has a full size cargo bed and it's a 4x4 with lifted suspension but still smaller then the standard. Wait so small truck, small house = big dong? That ain't right. Nah your nuts. I'm only 6.8 inches. Yeah I measured that shit.

2019-10-02 01:02:44 UTC  

I got average. The difference is I know how to use mine.

2019-10-02 01:03:19 UTC  

That and once I'm healed up and back in Tennessee again, this nurse chick will forget all about me.

2019-10-02 01:04:03 UTC  

Going to pull the classic pump and dump.