Message from @Jonathan The Shaman
Discord ID: 628676790809788436
Agreed
Itβs like fuddruckers with all the burgers but is a strip club
Bet they fuck you every time on your order
Oh
Even better
Iβm in
Where do I sign
Shut up and Take my money
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Funny how the prostitutes of that society are like the highest class
They do a great service
Highly respected that is
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That Costco tho
6 pack of pianos pls
owo
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Welcome to Costco
**i Love you**
>>> Welcome to Costco
**i Love you**
The time machine was a bs ride the whole time
A@d one we couldβve had in our time but like the 90βs
I mean they turned the place into a buttfuckers
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The white ass doctor said βmy niggasβ when he put them in unironically
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Like that gave me soul aids
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Still canβt get over the smartest couple being the dumb guy and the runaway prostitute, like I wonder if those choices were made by a dart board or were the choices important to the story line
They were going to use them as a test but the project was abandoned before they were able to send the smart people
I'm texting this while a nurse is unzipping my pants. She thinks my RV is cool because she's into that tiny home shit.
She likes tiny stuff eh π
Well a tiny vehicle is usually for compensation for a large dong
A small house even more so
Mix the two and you have a godtier hog down there
Oink oink time to go into the mud hole
Well my truck is smaller then a ford F150... Still has a full size cargo bed and it's a 4x4 with lifted suspension but still smaller then the standard. Wait so small truck, small house = big dong? That ain't right. Nah your nuts. I'm only 6.8 inches. Yeah I measured that shit.
I got average. The difference is I know how to use mine.
That and once I'm healed up and back in Tennessee again, this nurse chick will forget all about me.
Going to pull the classic pump and dump.