Could have been catastrophic if you hit him in the right spot

Just the littlest amount of pressure at that special spot and boom goes your heart

It has might as well be a balloon and you have spiky hands

Truth, I had to stop myself from going for an eye when the opening appeared, shits just trained in, not meant to spar, if someone needs to be hurt or taken down, send me, I’m like the demon fighting for the side of angels, just never make the mistake of assuming I’m one of them

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Well spoken

But let’s be honest if you do that unintentionally that’s insane

And not in a good way

Self control is key

People want me to keep my shoes on because of that, also, I didn’t realize at the term my system was as off as it was, I was less then five minutes from puking from heat exhaustion and lack of salt, I was down for a day afterwards, so I’m not surprised my control was shit that day

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave

That movie was hilarious

It’s truth

This says a lot about our society
We live in a society
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When the worlds smartest man, was the world’s dumbest person beforehand.
Idiocracy

Agreed

I mean to be honest I wanna eat at buttfuckers

Agreed

It’s like fuddruckers with all the burgers but is a strip club

Bet they fuck you every time on your order

Oh

Even better

I’m in

Where do I sign

Shut up and Take my money

😂😂

Funny how the prostitutes of that society are like the highest class

They do a great service

Highly respected that is

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That Costco tho

6 pack of pianos pls

owo

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The time machine was a bs ride the whole time

😂😂

A@d one we could’ve had in our time but like the 90’s

I mean they turned the place into a buttfuckers

😂😂