Eso traumatizes me with that shit

I do tell people to avoid letting your opponents get to your dead side

Just kick them in the knee at the right angle and get off to the ASMR Level crunch

Nah, not crypto, crypts, they are a gang in America, they wear blue

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Smh

It’s fdimb

I know

Not those freeks

Yep

They’re like sunshine cultists

Was sparring with an og fighter, he landed a good hit, body responded, didn’t even realize I threw a kick, had to be told, he had three broken ribs, if I was trying he wouldn’t have hit me.

Sunshine cultist 😂😂😂

You broke a guy’s ribs who was honorably fighting you?

Rip

Don’t play dirty in sparring

That’s gae

God I want cock rn

Owo

Wasn’t intentional, I just don’t train to play around, best not to spar if you don’t do body hardening

At least with someone who does like me

At least it was just ribs

Lul

Could have been catastrophic if you hit him in the right spot

Just the littlest amount of pressure at that special spot and boom goes your heart

It has might as well be a balloon and you have spiky hands

Truth, I had to stop myself from going for an eye when the opening appeared, shits just trained in, not meant to spar, if someone needs to be hurt or taken down, send me, I’m like the demon fighting for the side of angels, just never make the mistake of assuming I’m one of them

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Well spoken

But let’s be honest if you do that unintentionally that’s insane

And not in a good way

Self control is key

People want me to keep my shoes on because of that, also, I didn’t realize at the term my system was as off as it was, I was less then five minutes from puking from heat exhaustion and lack of salt, I was down for a day afterwards, so I’m not surprised my control was shit that day

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave

That movie was hilarious

It’s truth

This says a lot about our society
We live in a society
Bottom text

When the worlds smartest man, was the world’s dumbest person beforehand.
Idiocracy

Agreed

I mean to be honest I wanna eat at buttfuckers

Agreed