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Hmm

Ok

Remember, ninjas don’t look like ninjas, they look like anyone else to blend in, but they aren’t, not formally trained in that or nothing, though I do know how to properly wield swords instead of swinging them around like an idiot, but unarmed and short melee are more my thing but I don’t disregard any aspect of martialism

So you study anatomy and stuff to make your body a self sufficient weapon?

I heard that somewhere I don’t remember where

Yep, I’ve even almost broken knuckles several times hitting stone, trees, metal, if you’re blocking and striking points are harder than average bone density, you win more contact interactions period

Just T pose to assert dominace

And then bust their Achilles’ tendon

Train muscle memory also, my counter battery is a son of a bitch, when Audie gets on I’ll have him tell you what happened when a og crypto hit me good😂

Oh no

Not the crypto people

😫

Eso traumatizes me with that shit

I do tell people to avoid letting your opponents get to your dead side

Just kick them in the knee at the right angle and get off to the ASMR Level crunch

Nah, not crypto, crypts, they are a gang in America, they wear blue

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Smh

It’s fdimb

I know

Not those freeks

Yep

They’re like sunshine cultists

Was sparring with an og fighter, he landed a good hit, body responded, didn’t even realize I threw a kick, had to be told, he had three broken ribs, if I was trying he wouldn’t have hit me.

Sunshine cultist 😂😂😂

You broke a guy’s ribs who was honorably fighting you?

Rip

Don’t play dirty in sparring

That’s gae

God I want cock rn

Owo

Wasn’t intentional, I just don’t train to play around, best not to spar if you don’t do body hardening

At least with someone who does like me

At least it was just ribs

Lul

Could have been catastrophic if you hit him in the right spot

Just the littlest amount of pressure at that special spot and boom goes your heart

It has might as well be a balloon and you have spiky hands

Truth, I had to stop myself from going for an eye when the opening appeared, shits just trained in, not meant to spar, if someone needs to be hurt or taken down, send me, I’m like the demon fighting for the side of angels, just never make the mistake of assuming I’m one of them

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