Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 531455631274541066


2019-01-06 10:40:26 UTC  

like eventualy all man made systems

2019-01-06 10:40:31 UTC  

not before this skeletal system gives up

2019-01-06 10:40:49 UTC  

imagine the wear on his joints and cartilage

2019-01-06 11:04:41 UTC  

you'd be surprised

2019-01-06 11:05:01 UTC  

normally you'd expect fatasses to have decent muscles underneath those folds, considering how heavy they weigh

2019-01-06 11:05:15 UTC  

it's the exact opposite

2019-01-06 11:05:32 UTC  

their bodies dedicate all their energy towards maintaining and increasing their lard storages

2019-01-06 11:11:08 UTC  

those few people who manage to become /fit/ after being a lardass have impressive calves though

2019-01-06 11:24:05 UTC  

i mean, they must walk, right

2019-01-06 11:25:46 UTC  

u rite

2019-01-06 11:25:55 UTC  

these ppl live on welfare

2019-01-06 11:58:30 UTC  

Biiiig iroooon @Matthew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/531441429281767435/FB_IMG_1546775883529.jpg

2019-01-06 12:09:18 UTC  

should I πŸ€”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/531444146854952960/unknown.png

2019-01-06 12:10:31 UTC  

kinda curious how bad chink film can be

2019-01-06 12:11:56 UTC  

``Process:AP70,C-41 or AP70,D-76(sent randomly.Function is consistent,only the factory batch is different.)``
holy shit

2019-01-06 12:12:13 UTC  

you can get either color or b&w film and it's gonna be a surprise :^)

2019-01-06 12:28:55 UTC  

That would be cool

2019-01-06 12:32:39 UTC  

they're selling fuji instax films

2019-01-06 12:54:56 UTC  

@Julian that is not a big iron

2019-01-06 12:55:17 UTC  

That's a rooty tooty point n shooty at the very most

2019-01-06 13:08:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/531459164942237726/FUNNY_RICK_AND_MORTY_JOKE_HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.webm

2019-01-06 13:27:27 UTC  

😑

2019-01-06 13:35:49 UTC  

@NYYLE shut up, Jerry. You're just low IQ

2019-01-06 13:35:58 UTC  

and a handlet

2019-01-06 13:54:39 UTC  

At least the fat kid actor appears to genuinely enjoy the "joke", so it wasn't entirely pointless.

2019-01-06 13:55:36 UTC  

@kontroll it's too early to be wholesome, shush

2019-01-06 13:56:56 UTC  

I did call her fat.

2019-01-06 13:58:19 UTC  

It's 2019, being fat isn't an insult anymore

2019-01-06 13:58:51 UTC  

In fact, you should be ashamed of yourself for NOT mocking the actress for being skinny and wh*te

2019-01-06 13:59:27 UTC  

It's a quantum thing. Being fat is something you should be proud of, allegedly. But if someone *else* calls you fat, you're being oppressed. πŸ‘

2019-01-06 14:14:10 UTC  

repeat after me you faggots

2019-01-06 14:14:14 UTC  

I AM NOT GAY

2019-01-06 14:14:24 UTC  

BUT 20 DOLLARS IS 20 DOLLARS

2019-01-06 14:17:57 UTC  

i loved that joke

2019-01-06 14:25:37 UTC  

small brain af

2019-01-06 14:34:06 UTC  

that's some severe autism right there

2019-01-06 14:36:37 UTC  

someone on tv said

2019-01-06 14:36:42 UTC  

how can something be 1.5 times average

2019-01-06 14:36:46 UTC  

u cant do something 0.5 times