Bowser is an anagram for "Adam Sandler", dummy

and this next time one woman asked for a ligther

then started talking to me

i asked her if she was a business woman and she said yes how did you know

lucky guess

You could say it was a...

... Lucky Strike

tfw no one but hookers talk to you

Hookers are still people

Very shady ones, but people

but man that russian chick was super hot

idk if its a situation where they see you as someone that would pay for sex or someone that doesnt care about 300 dollars for sex

tfw never fucked a hooker

I read "russian chink"

@porco you're gonna tell us you never slept with your gf?

how is it like with a prositute? do you feel empty and depressed afterwards?

Hey-oooo

I told the russian chick even If i did pay her I would just end up talking about random stuff or have her to household chores and that sex without an emotional connection isn't for me

Wow. That's really gay, fam

I agree that's extremely gay

Almost as gay as "Oh, I'm saving myself for marriage :^)

I bet in his mind he thought this was the best way to get her to marry him

nah

"Oh, anon, you're so romantic!"

I just don't like random hookups

You do go to pubs though

You're bound to

to drink and meet interesting people

So random hookups

@androidcrawler Can you count the amount of times you've had sex on your hands

but all I got was a british homosexual that tried to kiss me

and got all touchy feely

@Matthew he can

!answer maximum integer size

Because he has no fingers

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

:/

Cold mongolian winter

at first I thought he was playing a joke or something, he was putting his hands all over me saying this is how people pick pocket you in london

!answer largest prime number

No short answer available