@Jake what is your biggest sexual turnoff (besides women)?

```Stay refreshed with 14 paid holidays, use-what-you-need sick days, and four weeks of PTO.```

is that much for the US?

14 days of holiday

wowee

I get 2 days a month

jesus thats only for one season in greece

And all federal holidays

14 paid holidays, and then 4 weeks of paid time off

cmon

what's PTO?

Paid time off

i... said it in the previous message

what's the difference between PTO and paid holidays?

@porco during holidays, you get paid

PTO is days you choose yourself

ah I see

that's actually a lot then

inb4 60 hour weeks

The real question is, how much of Discord is powered by chinkshit

Don't worry, as a salaried monkey, you'll be working 60-80 hour weeks whenever they say so

I have 6 weeks / year of paid leave which is basically the same as 14 days of holiday and 4 weeks of time off

@Jake is discord unionized?

@porco you want to be unionized, fren

https://discordapp.com/assets/77a69e62fd7923c451055a331a344ce8.jpg @Jake is that you?

No that’s Danny discord.

>unsweetened green tea

gross

he looks like a cool dude, what's his team? If I join, I want to be in his team

If porco got hired and started talking about unionization, what would happen? @Jake

but holy fuck can you actually concentrate in that environment?

https://discordapp.com/assets/c20cc1c85b0b1822a2b34f03c228db9c.jpg

@porco imagine all the paper plane messaging that goes there

>the porco bot breaks character in its excitement and speaks in pure hexadecimal code

sweetened tea

what are u

virgin?

@Tervy nerf guns are more the norm

thats for the message interception

Can confirm nerf guns at my office.

Euros don't know the majesty of southern sweet tea