Message from @Weeb trash

Discord ID: 533744949007745054


2019-01-12 20:26:05 UTC  

it's kinda expensive, about 80 sek for a large platter, but the size of the portions there are

2019-01-12 20:26:06 UTC  

Here the record is 60cm

2019-01-12 20:26:08 UTC  

so fucking large

2019-01-12 20:26:23 UTC  

me and my friend split one and couldn't finish it

2019-01-12 20:26:28 UTC  

the kebab itself is really fucking good too

2019-01-12 20:26:37 UTC  

french fries: meh

2019-01-12 20:26:39 UTC  

rice: godly

2019-01-12 20:27:34 UTC  

@Matthew marriage is the formal declaration of two hearts becoming one

2019-01-12 20:27:40 UTC  

2019-01-12 20:28:03 UTC  

Ugh

2019-01-12 20:29:22 UTC  
2019-01-12 20:30:27 UTC  

my biggest question is how are you going to explain your gf of 13 years that you dont trust her enough to marry

2019-01-12 20:30:39 UTC  

is she fat?

2019-01-12 20:30:49 UTC  

She agrees with me lol. Obviously she would've left if she didn't

2019-01-12 20:30:53 UTC  

you are just asking for her to leave

2019-01-12 20:30:55 UTC  

silly anon

2019-01-12 20:30:57 UTC  

should've bought nitro ™ in order to access the "discord complaining pack ™ "

2019-01-12 20:30:59 UTC  

13yr olds can't get married

2019-01-12 20:31:26 UTC  

oops she is brain damaged, wish I had a gril like that

2019-01-12 20:31:30 UTC  

<:GWgoaThinken:405753076432109573>

2019-01-12 20:31:52 UTC  

you must have done some great mental damage

2019-01-12 20:31:56 UTC  

<:GWncxHaHUU:371317482675503107>

2019-01-12 20:32:06 UTC  

`tags: mind break`

2019-01-12 20:32:14 UTC  

its not nice to talk about people who cant defend themselves

2019-01-12 20:32:25 UTC  

I'm brain damaged too

2019-01-12 20:32:28 UTC  

<:GWqlabsMmLol:398950702505918478>

2019-01-12 20:32:48 UTC  

"Oh baby I love you so much, to prove it I'll sign a document that entitles you to half of everything I own, hence incentivizing the eventual collapse of our relationship"

2019-01-12 20:32:50 UTC  

DISCORD FUCK

2019-01-12 20:32:57 UTC  

It keeps doing it

2019-01-12 20:32:58 UTC  

The absolute STATE of marriagefags

2019-01-12 20:33:23 UTC  

oof

2019-01-12 20:33:27 UTC  

this just breaks down to genuine ignorance

2019-01-12 20:33:33 UTC  

Don't you want to hold a party in order to get more gifts from people you know and have them celebreate you getting married

2019-01-12 20:33:45 UTC  

do you feel there's a risk if you've been together for over a decade already and still love each other

2019-01-12 20:33:54 UTC  

Matt, you are too cynical but thats what will make your inevitable marriage all the sweeter.

2019-01-12 20:34:05 UTC  

Life is a risk

2019-01-12 20:34:11 UTC  

you're at least engaged, right

2019-01-12 20:34:11 UTC  

You will be dragged kicking ans screaming to yhe alter

2019-01-12 20:34:21 UTC  

<:GWspenderPaiSmug:405062890559897622>

2019-01-12 20:34:21 UTC  

It will satisfy me greatly

2019-01-12 20:34:23 UTC  

Fun fact: >75% of women I've had this discussion with have agreed with me. >75% of men get super buttpained. Especially the married ones.