Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534147739861254145
Proof
I gave one of my coworkers a neckrub a few days ago and they said "no wonder you can have a relationship looking the way you do" 😂
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"Don't forget I'm in a good place to strangle you right now"
Matt thats gay dont be gay
Also people are selling dirt on armslist
Why
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Of_Women
Let me tell you guys about arnold schopenhauer (1900) who discovered the female nature and defined the concept of MGTOW
@johnfrum Because it's heavy and (relatively) compact, so it's good for filling rifle shooting bags
So its dirt
just like it says in the description, you dunce
Yeah, and diamonds are just carbon, dipshit
some sand is heavier than others
and you want heavy sand
If I put some in my daki, would it be more realistic?
Only if you put it in the ass and boobs parts
Hmm
you DID sew special pouches for this very reason, right?
You aren't some kind of casual, are you?
Still gotta find a way to make the warmth last longer
Hot water bottles don't work too well, quite bulky
FIll it with bitcoin miners
I'll try making some electrical heating thing
Hopefully I won't set fire to myself
Zircon sand isnt any heavier than cheap playsand tho.
Put spaghetti in the bags instead
And also just wrap your sad pillow/cumrag in a heating blanket then
Ohh
Good idea
John, how do you sleep?
Flat on your back with your hands at your side?
Face down, ass up?
Fetal position?
Flat with my hands by my sides
Why?
As I thought, you are literally a robot
Its how I initally fall asleep, I end up thrashing around in my sleep tho
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I tend to sleep straight, but on my sides, the arm that's underneath poking forwards
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