Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534457383590821893


2019-01-14 15:06:33 UTC  

Sad

2019-01-14 18:31:32 UTC  

weird memes

2019-01-14 19:33:45 UTC  

@Comfy you sweet bitch, welcome back

2019-01-14 19:34:38 UTC  

@Matthew <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-01-14 19:34:50 UTC  

since youre back, shed some light on why you left us all :(

2019-01-14 19:35:36 UTC  

I bantzed him too hard

2019-01-14 19:35:39 UTC  

I think I mentioned it in the last podcast, just generally shit life circumstances

2019-01-14 19:36:38 UTC  

things are okay now

2019-01-14 19:37:14 UTC  

Good, good

2019-01-14 19:37:41 UTC  

got some exciting chinkshit in that time? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-14 19:38:06 UTC  

Chink gf, maybe?

2019-01-14 19:39:26 UTC  

Nah man I've had no money other than for bills and food

2019-01-14 19:39:28 UTC  

but soon maybe

2019-01-14 19:39:54 UTC  

@Matthew tfwnogf

2019-01-14 19:40:26 UTC  

You were right, btw. Gf left me because I wouldn't get married

2019-01-14 19:40:31 UTC  

Why g*d why

2019-01-14 19:41:17 UTC  

<:aliOK:251417852156837888> I told you

2019-01-14 19:41:41 UTC  

convincing you to both wear fake engagement rings, that's what happened to DSP as well

2019-01-14 19:42:10 UTC  

condolences though, you been out shagging yet?

2019-01-14 19:42:49 UTC  

Nah I'm just messing. We're still together. Having kids sometime within the next 2 years

2019-01-14 19:42:56 UTC  

Marriage is a scam

2019-01-14 19:43:00 UTC  

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2019-01-14 19:43:11 UTC  

😏

2019-01-14 19:43:26 UTC  

Last night I missed out on sex because I wanted a bagel

2019-01-14 19:43:58 UTC  

@Comfy we tried to replace you by a bot but it failed

2019-01-14 19:44:00 UTC  

tfw no chinkshit children

2019-01-14 19:44:13 UTC  

tfw im going to have chinkshit children

2019-01-14 19:44:18 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-14 19:44:33 UTC  

@porco what did the bot do, shout at people for no reason?

2019-01-14 19:44:45 UTC  

!advice

2019-01-14 19:44:46 UTC  

When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed.

2019-01-14 19:44:57 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-01-14 19:45:16 UTC  

enjoy your mixed race mutts

2019-01-14 19:45:33 UTC  

It gave us nothing but "hot deals" about SSDs, and the deals only applied to Americans

2019-01-14 19:45:43 UTC  

@androidcrawler shut up mongoloid pigfaced gay

2019-01-14 19:45:47 UTC  

you know, I make jokes and stuff about you guys, but I don't actually hate you or anything

2019-01-14 19:46:13 UTC  

@Comfy no we just let it automatically post list from some websites but it wasn't the same

2019-01-14 19:46:16 UTC  

it was mostly useless

2019-01-14 19:46:23 UTC  

I guess I come across as an asshole at times

2019-01-14 19:46:33 UTC  

You are what you eat @androidcrawler