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Didn't know delivery people were considered gods now

im stupid

thanks

Well john, if you would stop doing the setup, I'd stop delivering the punchline.

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What is this a vaudeville act?

>joins 4chan discord
>get mad at meme reposts

Are you drunk?

but really u can get scammed by so many shit in america i wouldnt touch someone else's dog

It's a joke about punch, John

Come on

Spiked punch

You're such a good foil to my shenanigans, john. That's why I love ya.

Anyway, order your alcohol and tip like an american

😘

Yeah, tip that fedora hard

Maybe I'll go get some Schnapps and Orange juice tomorrow.

I thought a fuzzy navel was oranges and vodka?

I do Orange Juice and Peach Schnapps. You can add vodka to that if you hate your life I guess.

A fuzzy navel is something furries have

And @Matthew

Shut up

Fuck tipping. I tip two places, both of which are places that have historically had some tipping, but I never tip on UberEats or Amazon Prime Now or that shit, unless they did something unexpectedly awesome or I caused them problems.

My belly hair is asymmetrical, actually

It's funny

It misses my belly button by like 3 inches to the left

You always cause problems by ordering stuff @timsandtoms

@timsandtoms You're a fucking nigger, my man

Tip your delivery driver, you fucking cunt

Imagine all of those people that could get paid for not doing anything

Fuck that.

Fuck YOU.

Fuck him

Wow, tims is a less generous tipper than I am.

But I can see why he wouldnt tip tbh

Actual kike behavior.

I tip at restaurants because they actually make less and it's expected to tip, that's how they need to make money, and I usually tip on the high side

He keeps posting about how he's happy about getting bonus stuff when he orders anything

How is he any different from being a jew

Oh. Three places. Pizza delivery guys.