Message from @Matthew

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2019-01-21 00:55:52 UTC  

I feel like the delivery guy would judge me relentlessly if I got alcohol for one delivered

2019-01-21 00:56:10 UTC  

If you need booze delivered, it's because you have a party in progress

2019-01-21 00:56:14 UTC  

The delivery guy doesnt care

2019-01-21 00:56:34 UTC  

Wrong

2019-01-21 00:56:35 UTC  

The delivery guy will rape you once you're drunk enough

2019-01-21 00:56:39 UTC  

It's the perfect crime

2019-01-21 00:56:40 UTC  

or u have depress

2019-01-21 00:56:56 UTC  

Just because someone doesn't make their opinion known, John, that doesn't mean they don't have it

2019-01-21 00:57:02 UTC  

Are you a child?

2019-01-21 00:57:04 UTC  

And sometimes there are deals. Got some Di'Amore like $8 off because it was a discontinued gift set that included two nice glasses, saved $20-$30 buying out the rest of the peppermint Smirnoff because it wasn't properly ringing up as liquor.

2019-01-21 00:57:07 UTC  

No one with a dog can be depressed, thats real facts

2019-01-21 00:57:13 UTC  

Do you think something you can't see doesn't exist?

2019-01-21 00:57:26 UTC  

You don't exist @Matthew

2019-01-21 00:57:38 UTC  

I had 2 dogs once, one died because *someone* didn't want to save her life.

2019-01-21 00:57:46 UTC  

Stop trying to convince us of the contrary

2019-01-21 00:57:48 UTC  

Yes, emotions that I cant see or dont affect me may as well not be real.

2019-01-21 00:57:59 UTC  

What a dumbass opinion

2019-01-21 00:58:02 UTC  

But you feel no emotions @johnfrum

2019-01-21 00:58:17 UTC  

John is actually hyper-sensitive.

2019-01-21 00:58:20 UTC  

Who goes through thier life worried what some random javkoff *might* feel?

2019-01-21 00:58:31 UTC  

That's why he bristles super-hard when I meme on him being a drunk

2019-01-21 00:58:50 UTC  

Doesn't he do that in regards of anything?

2019-01-21 00:58:56 UTC  

Yep!

2019-01-21 00:58:57 UTC  

superficial beings dont care about your shitty dogs

2019-01-21 00:59:05 UTC  

nor america

2019-01-21 00:59:12 UTC  

i mean supernatural

2019-01-21 00:59:17 UTC  

autoconnect

2019-01-21 00:59:18 UTC  

Sure you did

2019-01-21 00:59:31 UTC  

The FBI is onto you

2019-01-21 00:59:44 UTC  

>doesn't care about america
>Constantly talks about america
>follows american politics
>consumes american media

2019-01-21 00:59:52 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2019-01-21 00:59:52 UTC  

werent we talking about god

2019-01-21 01:00:03 UTC  

I dont, you are just incapable of not making the same joke over and over again

2019-01-21 01:00:05 UTC  

t.retarded

2019-01-21 01:00:15 UTC  

Didn't know delivery people were considered gods now

2019-01-21 01:00:22 UTC  

im stupid

2019-01-21 01:00:23 UTC  

thanks

2019-01-21 01:00:26 UTC  

Well john, if you would stop doing the setup, I'd stop delivering the punchline.

2019-01-21 01:00:36 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-01-21 01:00:46 UTC  

What is this a vaudeville act?

2019-01-21 01:00:46 UTC  

>joins 4chan discord
>get mad at meme reposts