Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 537123749389008896


2019-01-22 04:16:10 UTC  

who's the middle schooler now

2019-01-22 04:16:22 UTC  

U

2019-01-22 04:16:24 UTC  

>never denied being in middle school

2019-01-22 04:16:32 UTC  

👀

2019-01-22 04:16:38 UTC  

Matt, please step away before you wind up on a list

2019-01-22 04:16:46 UTC  

I thought it went without saying that I was an elementary

2019-01-22 04:16:47 UTC  

Too late, old friend.

2019-01-22 04:16:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/537123448556617729/50307087_2170323123006727_2728991961833799680_n.jpg

2019-01-22 04:17:05 UTC  

That's gay as fuck

2019-01-22 04:17:05 UTC  

having botnet in ur home

2019-01-22 04:17:10 UTC  

That's super fucking gay

2019-01-22 04:17:11 UTC  

double gay

2019-01-22 04:17:17 UTC  

John tell me that's not you

2019-01-22 04:17:24 UTC  

God that's cringy

2019-01-22 04:17:29 UTC  

>implying I have use for alexa

2019-01-22 04:17:40 UTC  

I assumed this is something you would like

2019-01-22 04:17:47 UTC  

>talks about being under a kotasu for 30 mins

2019-01-22 04:17:57 UTC  

>n-not like i need something to turn on and off the lights for me

2019-01-22 04:17:57 UTC  

Imagine having your wife and daughter raped in front of you with a knife to your neck while the fucking imperial march plays

2019-01-22 04:17:59 UTC  

I'm still not sure what you use alexa for

2019-01-22 04:18:01 UTC  

Smh smh smh smh smh smh smh

2019-01-22 04:18:16 UTC  

Is it when youre too lazy to type on amazon?

2019-01-22 04:19:18 UTC  

@jared you'll understand the benefits to not being an edgy child when your older, dear.

2019-01-22 04:19:45 UTC  

what are the benefits?

2019-01-22 04:19:48 UTC  
2019-01-22 04:19:59 UTC  

This is the only good "home defense" song

2019-01-22 04:20:09 UTC  

and what are the marks of an edgy child so i can reflect when im old

2019-01-22 04:20:14 UTC  

Being u

2019-01-22 04:20:24 UTC  

Don't 🐝 urself

2019-01-22 04:20:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/537124419512958988/WIDE_N_FASTER.webm

2019-01-22 04:22:46 UTC  

Imagine being such a zoomer you failed to properly upload a webm.

2019-01-22 04:23:03 UTC  

I live for the day I can run down my stairs with a shotgun loaded with buckshot n' slugs yelling "I'll fuck you in half" at the intruder

2019-01-22 04:23:05 UTC  

And imagine matt being salty that he didn't get to see girls frontline meme

2019-01-22 04:23:16 UTC  

i didnt know discord embedded webms

2019-01-22 04:23:50 UTC  

I'm not salty at all because you still recognized it immediately. Closet weeb.

2019-01-22 04:24:12 UTC  

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-01-22 04:24:16 UTC  

Fucking got me

2019-01-22 04:24:42 UTC  

Wait.

2019-01-22 04:24:52 UTC  

That's not girls frontline. That's girls last tour.

2019-01-22 04:24:55 UTC  

gacha games are cancer

2019-01-22 04:24:59 UTC  

wtf is wrong with you guys