Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 537123749389008896
who's the middle schooler now
U
>never denied being in middle school
👀
Matt, please step away before you wind up on a list
I thought it went without saying that I was an elementary
Too late, old friend.
That's gay as fuck
having botnet in ur home
That's super fucking gay
double gay
John tell me that's not you
God that's cringy
>implying I have use for alexa
I assumed this is something you would like
>talks about being under a kotasu for 30 mins
>n-not like i need something to turn on and off the lights for me
Imagine having your wife and daughter raped in front of you with a knife to your neck while the fucking imperial march plays
I'm still not sure what you use alexa for
Is it when youre too lazy to type on amazon?
@jared you'll understand the benefits to not being an edgy child when your older, dear.
what are the benefits?
This is the only good "home defense" song
and what are the marks of an edgy child so i can reflect when im old
Being u
Don't 🐝 urself
Imagine being such a zoomer you failed to properly upload a webm.
I live for the day I can run down my stairs with a shotgun loaded with buckshot n' slugs yelling "I'll fuck you in half" at the intruder
And imagine matt being salty that he didn't get to see girls frontline meme
i didnt know discord embedded webms
I'm not salty at all because you still recognized it immediately. Closet weeb.
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Fucking got me
Wait.
That's not girls frontline. That's girls last tour.
gacha games are cancer
wtf is wrong with you guys