STOP CITIZEN

What?

NOBODY VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH

What watch

calling me a middle schooler then

It's an epic video game reference, god

kys

https://youtu.be/OCsMKypvmB0

all caps references to games u played as a kid

who's the middle schooler now

U

>never denied being in middle school

👀

Matt, please step away before you wind up on a list

I thought it went without saying that I was an elementary

Too late, old friend.

That's gay as fuck

having botnet in ur home

That's super fucking gay

double gay

John tell me that's not you

God that's cringy

>implying I have use for alexa

I assumed this is something you would like

>talks about being under a kotasu for 30 mins

>n-not like i need something to turn on and off the lights for me

Imagine having your wife and daughter raped in front of you with a knife to your neck while the fucking imperial march plays

I'm still not sure what you use alexa for

Smh smh smh smh smh smh smh

Is it when youre too lazy to type on amazon?

@jared you'll understand the benefits to not being an edgy child when your older, dear.

what are the benefits?

https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

This is the only good "home defense" song

and what are the marks of an edgy child so i can reflect when im old

Being u

Don't 🐝 urself

Imagine being such a zoomer you failed to properly upload a webm.