Make like a little League time and get beaten by your dad for being a loser

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O B S E S S E D

Get a VPN, numbnuts.

/csg/ watches: Wacky Races

John is the biggest cocktease on the planet

he's just not into you

I want to protect his rare smile and witness his fantastic laugh

Some day, John

Some day

I can imagine your girlfriend scrolling through all of the shit you typed and be more outraged by the fart commentary rather than you coming out as johnsexual

How can one not be a johnosexual

It sounds like I'm faking laughter until I get out of breath and then it sounds like a high pitched faking laughter, then lower as I run out of air in my chest and try to remember to breathe with my core, then I start over again because at that ppint I'm oxegen deprived enough to be ticklish and just breathing sends me through it all again

Its actually really painful

Sad

👀

My laugh is as demented as you'd imagine it to be

It is, I wouldn't wish laughter like that on anyone @Millwood

Not like anybody would care

I imagine your laughing as the doplhin tea kettlw

😩

And if you and nicebear meet it will be like two of the kettles talking

I have a loud, booming laugh that fills the entire room.

Get lung capacity, nerds

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I imagine tge Pillsbury dough boy

Think The Woodsman from Over the Garden Wall.

Nah, you think it sounds like that

But its the doughboy

Nice cope, laughlet

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Its weird, I didnt recognize my laugh when I first heard it recorded. It sounded lile someone who was great as imitating me making fun of me laughing

Nice self esteem, loser

Wanna talk about mine?

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Nope. You're a nobody.

What nutter thinks about how thier laugh sounds while laughing?

No, because there's nothing to talk about

Come on, Matt

I can come with better replies than you do