Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 538201787778465802
1968
dont make cartoons like they used too
<:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863>
>"Quick, make like a little league team"
Make like a little League time and get beaten by your dad for being a loser
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O B S E S S E D
Get a VPN, numbnuts.
/csg/ watches: Wacky Races
John is the biggest cocktease on the planet
he's just not into you
I want to protect his rare smile and witness his fantastic laugh
Some day, John
Some day
I can imagine your girlfriend scrolling through all of the shit you typed and be more outraged by the fart commentary rather than you coming out as johnsexual
How can one not be a johnosexual
It sounds like I'm faking laughter until I get out of breath and then it sounds like a high pitched faking laughter, then lower as I run out of air in my chest and try to remember to breathe with my core, then I start over again because at that ppint I'm oxegen deprived enough to be ticklish and just breathing sends me through it all again
Its actually really painful
Sad
My laugh is as demented as you'd imagine it to be
Not like anybody would care
I imagine your laughing as the doplhin tea kettlw
😩
And if you and nicebear meet it will be like two of the kettles talking
I have a loud, booming laugh that fills the entire room.
Get lung capacity, nerds
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I imagine tge Pillsbury dough boy
Think The Woodsman from Over the Garden Wall.
Nah, you think it sounds like that
But its the doughboy
Nice cope, laughlet
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Its weird, I didnt recognize my laugh when I first heard it recorded. It sounded lile someone who was great as imitating me making fun of me laughing
Nice self esteem, loser
Wanna talk about mine?
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Nope. You're a nobody.