With some taters

You should only eat processed oven food that you have to have someone else cook for you

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

And cover it in cheap shit tier sauce such as ketchup

While drinking only soda

Maybe put something like uhh no just use ketchup

>drinking the carbonated jew

no thanks

drink milk tbh

>Eating ketcup
>Eating processed shit for any reason besides being poor
>Drinking soda without alcohol

bad people

I cut out all the soda. Only seltzer now

I have felt so much better after giving up soda

Same

Basically only 2 or 3 ingredients instead of a shitton of ingredients I can't pronounce

>drinking soda *with* alcohol

Listen buddy oh

I like bourbon with coke

There is no other reason

>bourbon

hi Richard

mmm bourbon

Alcohol is a test blocker

Why do people eat ketchup

Might as well chop your dick off now and save yourself some time

Uhh no.

***REAL PROHIBITION HOURS***

Beer blocks the fuck out of T

I drink bourbon too

Beer is fucking dog shit

not excessively, but I enjoy a nice glass after work

Except some of those fancy beers.

@Hadrian What kind of rich asshole do you have to be to chug an entire bottle of bourbon?

Oh well ye
but gettin "HAMMERED ON SOME BUD LITE WITH THE BOYS" is fucking no

Alcoholics are basically trannies 🤔

bottle?

nigger I said glass

Drink the entire half gallon

Be like GLR after his 2nd wife dumped him and drink an entire gallon of wine in one sitting.

2 glasses of beer per day is actually good for you body...builds bone density, helps your heart, controls blood pressure, etc

I could, but why would I?