time for one of you to get rich or go to law school

or both

A dire shortage of goth gfs and rich attorneys and donors.

Yes. We're a bunch of broke jackasses with cheap laptops who provoked godawful globalist behemoths greater than our imaginations can comprehend with our memes and makeshift shield shenanigans.

Cook*

Big if true.

soros, if alex jones is right and you are on our side, we need your shekels now more than ever

if you are listening

pls

We need to find a fucking investor.

Who is the most Conservative millionaire in the world?

Fucking investors are a cure worse than the disease, since they're invariably "stakeholders" who would like "a few minor platform corrections."

Mmm

Mel Gibson is rich enough and antisemitic enough to put this movement into the stratosphere.

I mean.

I'd rather just fucking go to prison than lean on the philosemitic paleocon dipshits who throw money around.

Jesus chrsi

Can we contact super secretly?

MEL

Call MEL GIBSON

Mr. Gibson we beseech thee!

He calls people oven dodger for fun.

tfw i wanted to just live in the wheat fields and live a working class life in peace but now i might have to become a billionaire extraordinaire to save the alt right

He's ready to throw these kikes into the George Foreman grill.

"Mel, the oven dodgers who cause all the wars in the world are trying to take my freedom."

Mel is legit one of us.

No doubt.

Gibson is a secret bitcoin whale.

He has all but been banished from Hollywood unless it's a movie his personal studio makes.

He owns his own studio.

Well, he's an antisemitic TradCat, who's racist when he's drunk. We'll only be able to pull this off if we can catch him when he's drinking.

Start a "keep Mel blitzed" fund for the next rally

Lol

I'm pretty optimistic that we can reach the $4k/month cost we've negotiated.

i read a newsweek article once about how shadowy billionaires are funding the far right, i was thinking "nigga we survive on gofundme/patreon"

We'll just need Heimbach to take a braek from fascism'ing to become an obnoxious fundraiser guy for the next few months doing telethons 24/7.

We need to go ahead and start the Post-Shelbyville defense fund it seems lol.

> only allowed on goyfundme/hatreon

okay niggers, one of you needs to dress up in black face and get beat up by a nazi in a parking garage

we can raise $100k a pop that way