The fact that I'm a Colonel and don't have a shirt chaps my ass

or an XS, which probably applies to nobody here

Too much EATIN

Lol

Wow

Can I wear the XS as an oversized hat

🤔

Or like a nice scarf

@Hand Banana still waiting on my big tiddy goth chick too

I feel like I was mislead

no XS for us, we thiccbois

Well maybe I can wear it as a trad turbin

I feel like there is use for it

I'll use it as a trad codpiece

Maidens be 'mirin'

Exactly

ffs why are boomers such ardent fans of Israel?

i sent this to my Dad and he literally lost his mind

saying I'd been well groomed by my handlers

whatever the fuk that means

Boomer logic

They don't understand today's world

he called Heimbach a smooth talker with a devils tongue LOL

They didn't understand their world

there's something wrong with his mind! Something wrong with the boomers mind!

i mean....I can't even make a joke about Israel without a 5 paragraph response about how wonderful the Jews are and how they didn't raise me up to be a Nazi

guess they missed the minor detail when I was 15 digging a fuking bunker in my backyard, stocking with food and weapons and flying the Swazi flag

N U K E

I S R A E L

nuke at least 3 times just to be sure

@patron Saint of EATIN get what red what

I believe in between the cog and the swasi

@Fevs gain weight

@Fevs come get some rib stickin home cookin

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we gainin' again?

He'll yes

I'm about to eat again

Then lift