Message from @Der Jäger

Discord ID: 415968045102792704


2018-02-21 20:21:55 UTC  

right now you don't

2018-02-21 20:22:02 UTC  

Back in Cville we did consider visiting Chris-Chan's house but I feared the smell

2018-02-21 20:22:05 UTC  

unles you're like an XXXXL

2018-02-21 20:22:09 UTC  

he lives right in town I think lol

2018-02-21 20:22:12 UTC  

The fact that I'm a Colonel and don't have a shirt chaps my ass

2018-02-21 20:22:38 UTC  

or an XS, which probably applies to nobody here

2018-02-21 20:23:42 UTC  

Too much EATIN

2018-02-21 20:23:45 UTC  

Lol

2018-02-21 20:24:19 UTC  

Wow

2018-02-21 20:24:51 UTC  

Can I wear the XS as an oversized hat

2018-02-21 20:25:05 UTC  

🤔

2018-02-21 20:25:08 UTC  

Or like a nice scarf

2018-02-21 20:26:11 UTC  

@Hand Banana still waiting on my big tiddy goth chick too

2018-02-21 20:26:18 UTC  

I feel like I was mislead

2018-02-21 20:27:02 UTC  

no XS for us, we thiccbois

2018-02-21 20:27:22 UTC  

Well maybe I can wear it as a trad turbin

2018-02-21 20:27:56 UTC  

I feel like there is use for it

2018-02-21 20:27:56 UTC  

I'll use it as a trad codpiece

2018-02-21 20:28:01 UTC  

Maidens be 'mirin'

2018-02-21 20:28:03 UTC  

Exactly

2018-02-21 20:28:30 UTC  

ffs why are boomers such ardent fans of Israel?

2018-02-21 20:28:39 UTC  

i sent this to my Dad and he literally lost his mind

2018-02-21 20:28:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/415968105404170243/28377954_961887677308699_5351954355438221721_n.jpg

2018-02-21 20:28:55 UTC  

saying I'd been well groomed by my handlers

2018-02-21 20:29:00 UTC  

whatever the fuk that means

2018-02-21 20:29:41 UTC  

Boomer logic

2018-02-21 20:30:21 UTC  

They don't understand today's world

2018-02-21 20:30:36 UTC  

he called Heimbach a smooth talker with a devils tongue LOL

2018-02-21 20:30:44 UTC  

They didn't understand their world

2018-02-21 20:30:48 UTC  

there's something wrong with his mind! Something wrong with the boomers mind!

2018-02-21 20:31:33 UTC  

i mean....I can't even make a joke about Israel without a 5 paragraph response about how wonderful the Jews are and how they didn't raise me up to be a Nazi

2018-02-21 20:32:16 UTC  

guess they missed the minor detail when I was 15 digging a fuking bunker in my backyard, stocking with food and weapons and flying the Swazi flag

2018-02-21 20:32:20 UTC  

N U K E

2018-02-21 20:32:24 UTC  

I S R A E L

2018-02-21 20:32:38 UTC  

nuke at least 3 times just to be sure

2018-02-21 20:34:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/415969526476439552/problem-solved-israel-nuked.png

2018-02-21 20:36:22 UTC  

@patron Saint of EATIN get what red what

2018-02-21 20:38:34 UTC  

I believe in between the cog and the swasi

2018-02-21 20:38:55 UTC  

@Fevs gain weight

2018-02-21 20:39:13 UTC  

@Fevs come get some rib stickin home cookin

2018-02-21 20:39:19 UTC  

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