Cunnilingus is beta tier

Piss is sterile

Oh, it's one of these brainlets

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Checkmate, atheists.

piss isn't actually sterile because of penis bacteria btw

Hey man, I'm not the one sucking farts.

Penis bacteria?

Just wash your dick lmao

just wash the ass bro

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She can't wash her ass fully

Look, you can't go knocking on poopy's door and be mad when poopy's home

maybe stop eating gutter slut butt

It doesn't even matter if it is a gutter or not

How do you proficiently clean your anal cavity?

With soap?

You would have to prolapse yourself and then wash it with a washing board.

have you honestly not heard of enemas

Enemas are dangerous

Unless you're forcing it in under pressure, enemas are absolutely safe

Or putting bleach or some shit in there

only if you're a fucking retard and use medical sized colon cleanse enemas, it doesn't take a lot to clean out the area used for sex

What do you mean by under pressure?

I've never used enemas

Clearly.

But I know homemade ones are dangerous

obvs

Why would I need to

I'm not a faggot

So you're obviously the most dirty-assed person here.

No wonder you're so grossed out.

*Not having a latrine*

Plebs like you make me laugh

... so you use an ass cleaner but asses can't be clean

Also washing your ass daily does the same thing.

Poor guy. Doomed to have boring, vanilla sex because he can't stop being squeamish.

Hah

He thinks vanilla sex is boring

Hey pal, quit the homo porn for once

You've been utterly goy'd