Alternatively, he's gonna be real bummed when he finds out that sex, while fun and important to the health of a romantic relationship, isn't the best thing in the world and not worth obsessing over. The braincel pill truly is one of the worst ones to take

Well he's had girls

He just wouldn't fuck them

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That's a weird one.

Yep.

perhaps he is homosexual

and just has girls to not look gay

https://i.redd.it/c0ud2ioy1q921.jpg

dam

lol

top tier

You can’t leak pre in an MOV!
You cannot score with an MP4!
You can’t blow grease in PNGs!
You can’t blast pearl in a VR girl!
You can’t ink the squid in a pixel grid!
You can’t put slime in an ethernet line!
You can’t fling glop in a fucking laptop!
You can’t put the stiff in an animated GIF!
You can’t shoot phlegm in a damn WEBM!
You can’t shake the leg of a fucking JPEG!
You can’t stick the hard in a graphics card!
You can’t launch brood in a screen my dude!
You can’t squirt chowder in a wireless router!
You can’t unloadum your scrotum in a modem!
You can’t unleash the horde in a fucking keyboard!
You cum on my mouse, you get out of my house!

i love ellas ass

https://streamable.com/w6y5t

/a/ ETERNALLY BTFO

Any thots to follow on IG? preferably redheads

Yourwhitetulip is a gud 1

@Goz3rr Predictably, that's a burger fattie with loads of nudes.

@kontroll you can't just say that and not share

She's in the credits.

Search for a name. A patreon magically pops up in the search results.

Search for the patreon username.

Bingo.

@Magnius redheads with freckles

yesh

that's top tier

Not sure about marriage material though

since you would be spawning red head dudes then

Not really

Unless you're both redheads

https://i.imgur.com/xj8mjOX.jpg

😩

nice, you can look cool while fucked dumb

Marriage in this time and age require a collar and shackles.