Message from @totally not Cthulhu 🐙
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no toastie roasties in my folders
Lily Layva - https://i.imgur.com/CpYtO9C.jpg
@StickyDonutHoles are there people who have a fetish for loose pussies? 🤔
Liking tight pussies is common enough that I don't think it even qualifies as a fetish. It's like saying you have a fetish having sex. You don't say
@Matthew Yeah there is, they are called beta males, orbiters and virgins
Betas and orbiters I can understand. Virgins tend to have this weird hangup about their ideal girl being a virgin before them, Though. "Used goods", and whatnot
I have a friend who is the actual epitome of that
He's a willing virgin in his early 20s because he can't find someone that meets his standards
Imagine his shock when he finds out that there are virtually no desirable 20+ year old virginal women who want anything to do with a sexually inexperienced dude with a calloused cock from 10+ years of solo action 😂
Alternatively, he's gonna be real bummed when he finds out that sex, while fun and important to the health of a romantic relationship, isn't the best thing in the world and not worth obsessing over. The braincel pill truly is one of the worst ones to take
Well he's had girls
He just wouldn't fuck them
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That's a weird one.
Yep.
perhaps he is homosexual
and just has girls to not look gay
dam
lol
top tier
You can’t leak pre in an MOV!
You cannot score with an MP4!
You can’t blow grease in PNGs!
You can’t blast pearl in a VR girl!
You can’t ink the squid in a pixel grid!
You can’t put slime in an ethernet line!
You can’t fling glop in a fucking laptop!
You can’t put the stiff in an animated GIF!
You can’t shoot phlegm in a damn WEBM!
You can’t shake the leg of a fucking JPEG!
You can’t stick the hard in a graphics card!
You can’t launch brood in a screen my dude!
You can’t squirt chowder in a wireless router!
You can’t unloadum your scrotum in a modem!
You can’t unleash the horde in a fucking keyboard!
You cum on my mouse, you get out of my house!
i love ellas ass
/a/ ETERNALLY BTFO
Any thots to follow on IG? preferably redheads
Yourwhitetulip is a gud 1
She's in the credits.
Search for a name. A patreon magically pops up in the search results.
Search for the patreon username.
Bingo.
@Magnius redheads with freckles
yesh
that's top tier
Not sure about marriage material though